Season 1: Episode 4（第二十七章）

You know who's kind of sexy?

（你们知道谁比较性感吗？）

Don't…

（别说…）

Ross.

No, guys, please!

He's my brother.

No, I know exactly what you mean.

（我完全明白你的意思）

He can be really smooth.

（他真的很沉稳）

Can't you give me a straw?

（你就不能给我一根吸管吗？）

Oh, damn it!

Can't you just picture him in bed?

（你能想象他在床上的样子吗？）

I really don't want to.

（我一点儿也不想）

I remember the moonlight coming through the window-

（我记得月光透过窗户照进来）

and her face had the most incredible glow.

（她的脸庞光彩照人）

（你是抱着电灯泡吗？）

And caused permanent damage to his eyes.

（而且对他的眼睛造成了永久性创伤）

C'mon, Ross.

Enough, already.

（你够了没）

What is the big deal about today?

（今天有什么大不了的？）

So you slept with her for the first time, so what?

You slept with her for seven years after that.

And you have to protect your ass.

……

That is my first time…

Staring at someone's ass?

… My first time with Carol was…

my first time.

What?!

So in your whole life, you've only been with one!

（这么说你这辈子只睡过一个女人？）

Oh… my God.

Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake!

（天呐，来看冰球赛真是个错误）

There was a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight.

（本来今晚我们可以干很多事）

You guys, what do you think of my little brother?

Oh… Cute boy.

He definitely has some secrets.

（他身上肯定有些秘密）

I mean, like, alien?

No, he's my real brother.

I think, y'know,

he just looks good on the surface,

（他只是表面看起来很乖）

and um, easily shy,

but there's definitely something unusual about him.

Yeah, complicated kid.

（复杂的小家伙）

Yeah.

Like Chandler.

（就像钱德勒）

Well, I don't think so.

At least he's not as hard to read as Chandler.

（至少他不像钱德勒那么难看透）

By the way,

he's a really really great man.

I mean, if he falls in love with someone,

（如果他爱上某个人）

that love will last a long time.

（这份爱会持续很久）

If they can get married in the end,

it's really wonderful.

Yeah…

Why haven't they come out yet?

（他们怎么还不出来？）

Relax, they just go pee.

This is the point.

（那就是问题所在）

But we're not kids.

（但我们又不是小孩子）

We don't have to wait for our parents to come back.

（没必要等爸爸妈妈回来）

……

What're they doing in there?

（他们在里面干什么呢？）

Do you remember that vegetarian pate

（还记得我做的素食派吗？）

that I made that you love so much?

（你很喜欢吃的那个）

Yeah.

Well, unless goose is a vegetable… ha haaaaaah!

（那蔬菜还有个名字叫鹅，哈哈哈哈哈）

Oh, oh, oh, oh, no!

Okay, okay, fine.

Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.

（现在我不会因为跟杰森·赫尔利上过床而那么为难了）

What?!

You slept with Jason?

You'd already broken up.

（那个时候你们已经分手了）

How long?

（分手多久之后？）

A couple hours.

（几个小时）

God.

Okay, okay, okay.

I got one!

（我也有了！）

Okay, never mind.

The Valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was reality from me.

（情人节，汤米·罗勒森放在你储物箱的东西其实是我放的）

Excuse me?

Glass knew he wouldn't give you anything,

（格拉斯知道那家伙不会送你东西）

so insisted on me doing it.

（所以非要我去送）

She was a big girl!

（她太天真了！）

Oh my God…

I love him!

Who?

I love your little brother.

… You'd better take that back.

（…你最好收回那句话）