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PhoebeYou know who's kind of sexy?
Phoebe（你们知道谁比较性感吗？）
性感显然不是说格拉斯的，那么…
MonicaDon't…
Monica（别说…）
PhoebeRoss.
MonicaNo, guys, please!
MonicaHe's my brother.
RachelNo, I know exactly what you mean.
Rachel（我完全明白你的意思）
RachelHe can be really smooth.
Rachel（他真的很沉稳）
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RossCan't you give me a straw?
Ross（你就不能给我一根吸管吗？）
格拉斯想起刚刚罗斯因为要敷鼻子而洒掉了一杯半天喝不进去的果汁，没好气地白了他一眼。
GlassIt's my greatest kindness
Glassthat I bought you another drink.
Glass（给你又买了一杯已经是我最大的仁慈了）
GlassDon't be insatiable.
Glass（不要得寸进尺）
格拉斯扭过身去想上个卫生间，罗斯冲着他的背影呲牙咧嘴地比划着拳脚，一个用力过猛，饮料又洒了。
RossOh, damn it!
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RachelCan't you just picture him in bed?
Rachel（你能想象他在床上的样子吗？）
MonicaI really don't want to.
Monica（我一点儿也不想）
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RossI remember the moonlight coming through the window-
Ross（我记得月光透过窗户照进来）
Rossand her face had the most incredible glow.
Ross（她的脸庞光彩照人）
GlassAre you holding a light bulb?
Ross（你是抱着电灯泡吗？）
ChandlerAnd caused permanent damage to his eyes.
Chandler（而且对他的眼睛造成了永久性创伤）
JoeyC'mon, Ross.
JoeyEnough, already.
Joey（你够了没）
JoeyWhat is the big deal about today?
Joey（今天有什么大不了的？）
JoeySo you slept with her for the first time, so what?
JoeyYou slept with her for seven years after that.
GlassIf you keep doing this,
Glass（如果你再这样没完没了）
GlassI can't promise I won't do anything that will impress you.
Glass（我就得做点儿让你印象深刻的事了）
ChandlerAnd you have to protect your ass.
Ross……
RossThat is my first time…
ChandlerStaring at someone's ass?
Ross… My first time with Carol was…
Rossmy first time.
ChandlerWhat?!
GlassAre you sure that?
ChandlerSo in your whole life, you've only been with one!
Chandler（这么说你这辈子只睡过一个女人？）
ChandlerOh… my God.
JoeyWhoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake!
Joey（天呐，来看冰球赛真是个错误）
JoeyThere was a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight.
Joey（本来今晚我们可以干很多事）
钱德勒安慰地拍拍罗斯的肩膀，格拉斯只是摇摇头。
Glassos: Think I don't remember your dirty past?
Glass（os：以为我不记得你的风流往事吗？）
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RachelYou guys, what do you think of my little brother?
MonicaOh… Cute boy.
PhoebeHe definitely has some secrets.
Phoebe（他身上肯定有些秘密）
PhoebeI mean, like, alien?
RachelNo, he's my real brother.
MonicaI think, y'know,
Monicahe just looks good on the surface,
Monica（他只是表面看起来很乖）
Monicaand um, easily shy,
Monicabut there's definitely something unusual about him.
PhoebeYeah, complicated kid.
Phoebe（复杂的小家伙）
MonicaYeah.
MonicaLike Chandler.
Monica（就像钱德勒）
RachelWell, I don't think so.
RachelAt least he's not as hard to read as Chandler.
Rachel（至少他不像钱德勒那么难看透）
RachelBy the way,
Rachelhe's a really really great man.
RachelI mean, if he falls in love with someone,
Rachel（如果他爱上某个人）
Rachelthat love will last a long time.
Rachel（这份爱会持续很久）
MonicaIf they can get married in the end,
Monicait's really wonderful.
PhoebeYeah…
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RossWhy haven't they come out yet?
Ross（他们怎么还不出来？）
JoeyRelax, they just go pee.
罗斯定定地看了乔伊几秒。
RossThis is the point.
Ross（那就是问题所在）
JoeyBut we're not kids.
Joey（但我们又不是小孩子）
JoeyWe don't have to wait for our parents to come back.
Joey（没必要等爸爸妈妈回来）
Ross……
乔伊还是孩子，不计较…不计较…
几分钟后…
JoeyWhat're they doing in there?
Joey（他们在里面干什么呢？）
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MonicaDo you remember that vegetarian pate
Monica（还记得我做的素食派吗？）
Monicathat I made that you love so much?
Monica（你很喜欢吃的那个）
PhoebeYeah.
MonicaWell, unless goose is a vegetable… ha haaaaaah!
Monica（那蔬菜还有个名字叫鹅，哈哈哈哈哈）
PhoebeOh, oh, oh, oh, no!
PhoebeOkay, okay, fine.
PhoebeNow I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.
Phoebe（现在我不会因为跟杰森·赫尔利上过床而那么为难了）
这回莫妮卡笑不出来了。
MonicaWhat?!
MonicaYou slept with Jason?
PhoebeYou'd already broken up.
Phoebe（那个时候你们已经分手了）
RachelHow long?
Rachel（分手多久之后？）
PhoebeA couple hours.
Phoebe（几个小时）
MonicaGod.
RachelOkay, okay, okay.
RachelI got one!
Rachel（我也有了！）
瑞秋兴奋地坐直身子正要讲，突然后背一空…
她倚着的抱枕掉下去了。
RachelOkay, never mind.
RachelThe Valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was reality from me.
Rachel（情人节，汤米·罗勒森放在你储物箱的东西其实是我放的）
MonicaExcuse me?
RachelGlass knew he wouldn't give you anything,
Rachel（格拉斯知道那家伙不会送你东西）
Rachelso insisted on me doing it.
Rachel（所以非要我去送）
莫妮卡还沉浸在震惊中，瑞秋对菲比摊了摊手。
RachelShe was a big girl!
Rachel（她太天真了！）
MonicaOh my God…
MonicaI love him!
RachelWho?
MonicaI love your little brother.
Rachel… You'd better take that back.
Rachel（…你最好收回那句话）
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