.
.
.
罗斯终于在观赛过程中不再忧郁，但不幸的是，他被冰球砸中了。
乔伊赶紧捡起冰球抱在怀里，钱德勒对着镜头打招呼，格拉斯看着捂着鼻子的罗斯，忍住没笑出声。
Hey, I'm sorry I guessed the ending.
说着他站起身，但可能是起得有些猛了，他眼前一黑就要栽下去。
Oh God!
.
Okay, I'm fine, I'm fine.
……
No, no, no. Not okay.
本来没什么事，缓了一会儿后格拉斯觉得自己没什么问题，但钱德勒非要扶着他，结果就是在他被钱德勒拉着东跑西跑到医院后…更晕了。
格拉斯想着赶紧给罗斯包扎完就走了，结果前台窗口的工作人员一直在打电话纠结她对巧克力不是百分百满意的问题。
"It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar."
（这上面写着如果对巧克力糖不能百分百满意，就打这个电话。）
"Well, I'm not completely satisfied."
（我不是百分百满意。）
os: Is there something wrong with her?
（os：她有毛病吧？）
Listen, it's kind of an emergency.
（这可是紧急事件）
I guess you know that,
（我想你很清楚）
or we'd be in the predicament room.
（不然我们去“尴尬室”算了）
女人依然不理人。
Look, I know the director,
（我认识你们院长）
if you don't want to lose your job…
（如果你不想因此丢掉工作…）
格拉斯还没忽悠完，手里就多了张单子。
"Fill these out."
（拿去填资料。）
"Sit over there."
（坐那儿就行。）
乔伊一脸崇拜地看着格拉斯，好像随时都会冲过来抱住他。
钱德勒警惕地拦在格拉斯身前。
Joey?
Great job, dude!
（你真行啊老兄！）
Okay, that's it.
虚惊一场。
.
四个人已经等了一个多小时…
Excuse me, we've been here for over an hour,
and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in.
I mean, that guy with the toe thing?
Who's she sleeping with?
窗口被关上了。
……
钱德勒叹了口气，正准备出招，却被人一把推开了。
Glass?
Watch me.
（瞧我的）
格拉斯敲了敲窗子。
Open it, fat girl!
（给我打开，胖妞！）
os: Did I hear that right?
（os：我没听错吧？）
这条钱德勒
You'd better recognize the truth.
I have high blood pressure and heart trouble,
and I'm very angry now,
just because of you.
You little…
窗口突然被打开，格拉斯吓了一跳。
Hey, you shouldn't…
突然，格拉斯两眼一翻，晕了过去。
Oh fuck!
What the fuck are you doing!
"I- I don't know…"
Hey! You are responsible for this!
（你得对这事儿负责！）
God, you killed my friend!
"……"
.
You're really really good!
It's nothing.
But you almost scared me to death.
（但你差点儿吓死我）
I thought it was true!
（我还以为是真的呢！）
I have to say that
this is the most brilliant image of you
since I met you.
（这是我认识你以来你的形象最光辉的一次）
… You're really really really good at talking.
（你真是好会说话哦）
.
莫妮卡和菲比本想安慰瑞秋，但她们不幸被瑞秋的消极情绪传染，三个人在一通摆烂过后，收到了快递员送错的披萨。
不幸中的惊喜是，这份披萨是对面一个性感的帅哥已经订的，那么…1
“已经”删掉
三个女孩裹着睡袍坐在阳台上，一人捧着一杯莫妮卡秘制鸡尾酒，倚着铺有厚毯子的躺椅，不能再舒服了。
Light still out?
（灯还关着？）
Yeah.
Maybe they're napping.
（或许他们在打盹儿）
Oh, please,
they're having sex.
Oh, shut up!
真是的，干嘛说那么直白…
So, what do you think George is like?
（你们认为乔·史蒂法诺普洛是个什么样的人？）
I think he's shy.
Yeah?
And I think you have to draw him out.
（我觉得你必须主动勾引他）
And then- when you do- he's a preppy animal.
（之后他就会渐渐显露出兽性）
Come on.
What do you think of the guys?
Our guys?
Yeah, our guys.
Oh, I don't know.
I feel funny talking about that.
Oh, come on.
Okay…
I think Joey's like one of the little kiddie ride from the supermarket,
（乔伊就像超市里的儿童碰碰车）
you know, you just have to put the quarter in and it just goes.
（你只要把他放在角落，他自己就会走）
Precisely.
（精确）
He might surprise you.
（他也许会给你惊喜）
One time, he helped me put on my coat.
He was really tender.
（他真的很体贴）
.
那么我们来看看体贴的乔伊现在在做什么…
Do you wanna drink?
Yes.
格拉斯在饮料机里买了两瓶饮料，一瓶准备给钱德勒，另一瓶他正要打开，乔伊突然抢了过去。
What's going on?
乔伊一副护崽的样子盯着格拉斯。
That's for you,
I just wanted to open it.
Yeah?
I thought you wanted a sneak drink.
（我以为你想偷偷喝一口）
……
.
And Chandler's hard to read
（钱德勒就比较难看透）
he's one of those repressed guys who you'd have to seduce.
（他是那种比较压抑的人，你得去释放他）
I think it's part of the act.
（我认为这也是他表演的一部分）
I have a feeling that Chandler is a lot more sophisticated than he seems.
（我感觉钱德勒比他实际看起来更复杂）
.
Come on, Chandler,
I bought it for you!
（我又不是没给你买）
But you wanna open it for him!
（可你还要帮他打开！）
钱德勒坐在最边上的椅子，狠狠灌了一口格拉斯给他买的汽水。
And I don't even have this kind of treatment!
（我都没有这种待遇！）
……
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Unfinished to be continued
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