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Captain James scoffed at the results. Negative productivity. Negative. He shook his head.
詹姆斯舰长对眼前的来自负引力子生产力公司的消息摇头表示嗤之以鼻。


“Well, did you read the manual, I hope...”
好吧,真心希望你有认真读过使用说明...


Taniwa, Chief Designer at Kairyuu Shipping asked over the wireless.
泰尼亚,海龙号飞船的首席设计师通过无线频道抱怨道。


“I put a lot of work into that manual, you know, you really should read it. It would save my company a lot of support requests…”
为了写那本书我投入了大量的精力,所以我真心希望你会好好的阅读它。这将会为我们公司节省不少售后服务之类的性质工作...


There was a slight delay due to the distance from Kerbin to Minmus.
但是事实是坎星到穆尼斯还是有一点点信息延迟的。


“Of course we did,” Captain James fired back.
“ 很明显我们已经看过了!不止我一个人。”,詹姆斯舰长回怼到。


“Then you should know that the more courageous and dumber your team is, the less productive they are.”
其实你早就应该知道,就你那样的团队,勇敢度超高,愚蠢度爆表,这么低的生产力真不足以为奇。


“Look, my team is-”
"不,你这话我就说的不对了,我的团队是..."


“Rightfully evaluated as having negative productivity,”
"就行之前评估的那样生产力为负值。”


“The tests don’t lie. Your team has too many members who are too courageous, too dumb, or both. So I contend that if all else fails, read the directions. And if that still doesn’t work, follow them.”
“测试并不会说谎,你的团队里有太多愚蠢度和勇敢度爆表的成员,或者两者都超标,这点才是最主要的问题。所以我建议是如果所有试过的方案都无效的话,还是认真读说明吧,从使用说明到不见说明,如果这还没起作用的话,那就听之任之吧!”

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To be continue... @2021年6月6日12:08:47