沼泽热症(上)

是不是有会动的树啊？等会儿不会突然窜出来什么吧。

小心点，别复刻你上次的名场面，等下东哥传你的秘法当众崩盘

那是谢逸舟的，跟陈浚铭本人没关系

上次左奇函玩游戏还说什么

风浪越大鱼越贵

是的，这片沼泽，就是我们的京海！

那是奇函左说的，跟左奇函没关系

我付彬言实名举报奇函左，此言论和左奇函高度绑定，证据确凿！

到了到了

动画里这片森林超神秘，今天总算实地打卡了。

好家伙荒野求生吗

怎么办啊王橹杰

要是有不明生物突袭，别怪我直接启动割脚趾警告。

万一冒出什么东西…

放心，有我在，奇函左负责把控全场风浪。

到时候触发隐藏剧情

你别吓我！

The Everfree Forest is filled with wild, untamed magic, far different from Ponyville. （永恒森林充斥着无拘无束的野生魔法，和小马镇截然不同。）

完全撑不住了，根本没法继续录制。

（不停咳嗽）嗓子疼得厉害

我腿上起疹子了

头晕眼花

好难受

咳…全员突发严重水土不服，小马利亚魔法环境对人类躯体排斥性极强，继续停留录制风险极高。

Wait! What’s wrong with all of you? You look extremely sick!（等等！你们怎么了？看起来病得很重！）

Oh my goodness! You’re all pale and shaky! Did the Everfree Forest’s wild magic make you ill?（天呐！你们脸色惨白、浑身发抖！是永恒森林的野生魔法让你们身体不适了吗？）

Yes

Don’t worry! I’ll look up human physiology and medical books right away! I’ll find a way to treat you!（别担心！我立刻查阅人类生理学与医学书籍，找到治疗方法！）

Let us take you to the Ponyville doctor at once! Please hold on a little longer!（我们马上带你们去小马镇医院！请再坚持一下！）

“Human bodies lack magic resistance. Long-term exposure to wild magic will cause magical acclimatization, dizziness, fever, and physical exhaustion.”（《人类生理全书》：人类无魔法抗性，长期接触野生魔法会引发魔法排斥反应，导致眩晕、体虚、发热。）

Perfect! These medical records can help us cure everyone!（太好了！这些医疗资料完全可以治好大家！）

这里就是异世界的医院吗

I’ve read the human medical data Twilight provided. I will give you special relief injections and targeted recovery medicine.（我看过紫悦公主提供的人类医学资料了，我会为你们注射舒缓药剂，并开具专属恢复药物。）

The medicine is mild. It can neutralize the residual magic in their bodies quickly.（药剂很温和，可以快速中和体内残留魔法。）

Thank you Doctor

Thank you so much for taking care of us, Twilight, Fluttershy.（太感谢你们照顾我们了，紫悦、柔柔。）

Rest well in your residence for today. Do not enter the Everfree Forest for the next few days.（你们今天好好在驻地休养，这几天千万不要再进永恒森林了。）

If you feel uncomfortable again, please come find us immediately!（如果再不舒服，一定要立刻找我们！）

Oh, thank you for coming, Zecora. I really need your help.（哦，谢谢你过来，可拉。我真的需要你的帮助。）

Whatever trouble brings you to my door, speak your mind, I’ll hear your lore.（无论何种烦恼将你带来，尽管诉说，我听你的无奈。）

My sanctuary is getting a visit from a herd of bulls soon. They need cross‑moss to groom their coats. And it only grows out in the bog swamp.（我的庇护所马上要来一群公牛。它们需要十字苔藓打理皮毛，而它只长在沼泽泥潭里。）

If moss you seek where swamps abide, I’ll walk with you through the bog’s dark tide.（若你寻觅沼泽青苔，我愿伴你穿越雾霭。）

Thank you so much, Zecora! I never would have found the crisscross moss without you!

Of course! I know where it grows so it's not much to ask. Though retrieving it has been a difficult task.

Oh, but the oxen visiting Sweetfeather Sanctuary next week will surely appreciate it! It really adds a shine to their coat.

There we go. Now, that wasn't so tough. Fluttershy tell me, will this be enough?

Gee, I don't know, it's a pretty big pack, so maybe enough to fill up this sack?

[giggle] Oh, my! You're rubbing off on me, Zecora!

Oh no, oh no, oh no! Zecora! Are you all right?

No need to fret, I only got wet… At least now I can easily grab all the crisscross moss there is to be had!

[gasp] What's happening to you?

Honestly, it's hard to tell, but suddenly I don't feel so well.

Ah‑choo!（阿嚏！）

I feel quite odd, I must confess, my body’s under some strange distress.（我身体感觉十分异样，一股怪感在体内激荡。）

Bless you.（保重。）

All right, Zecora, let's have a listen to the ol' ticker!

Do you think it's serious, Doctor?

Well, that wasn't a good sign. I can't believe a flower did this! I take back thinking it was pretty!

[coughing 咳嗽冒泡]

We're looking for any color other than red.

The testing potion turned bright red… This is no ordinary illness. （检测药水变成了鲜红色……这绝非普通病症。）

[huge gasp] Ohhh! It's just as I thought. I'm afraid you have a very rare disease called… Swamp Fever.

Tell me, Doctor, what should I do? I've never heard of Swamp Fever, mind you.

Unfortunately, very little is known about the disease, except, of course, its symptoms: change of coat, coughing bubbles, shock sneezing, confusion and the last stage… The afflicted turn into the very trees that drop the disease‑spreading flower.

Is there anything that can be done? For such a terrible conundrum?

A cure has yet to be discovered. I'm sorry, Zecora.

I’m so sorry Zecora! This is all my fault! （对不起可拉！这全都是我的错！）

It’s alright, Fluttershy. Don’t blame yourself. I just had bad luck, nothing more（没事的柔柔。你不用自责，我只是运气不好而已。）

I don’t believe that for one second! （我才不相信这种话！）

There's a healer of legend who never would fail. But I only know her from ancient folk tales. Mystical and masked, she came in the night and cured everything from hoof‑cough to fur‑blight. What became of the healer, no pony knows, for she disappeared ages and ages ago.

The Mystical Mask, of course! My parents would tell me about her whenever I was sick in bed. There's so many accounts of her power to heal. She can't just be a legend. I think she's real.

If that's who we need to cure you, then I'm going to find her! And I know just the pony who can help!

[panting] Twilight! Twilight! Twilight! Oh, I'm so sorry to bother… Are… are you cooking?

Yeah, Spike and I are having a cook‑off. My cauliflower bites blew her sweet potato muffins out of the water! I'm glad you're here, Fluttershy, because we're going to need a second opinion about that.

[munching 大口咀嚼]

Um… they're both delicious. But… Zecora has Swamp Fever and there's no cure and it's all my fault and the only pony who can cure her is the Mystical Mask and I need your help to find her!

So what'd she pick? The cauliflower bites, right?

Ah! That's the last book on ancient ponies and still no mention of the Mystical Mask.

Hmm, did we check the unabridged versions?

Yes. And the books on rare diseases, the books on rare plants and the entire section on bog habitation.

Well, we might have to look through every book in the entire library, but I know we'll figure it out!

Oh, another dead end. Have you found anything yet, Twilight?

Twilight?

[crash wake up jolt 猛然惊醒摔下椅子] Goodness, are you OK?

I'm fine.

Fluttershy, you know that I want to help Zecora. But I think we'd be a lot better off if we got some sleep. We've been at this for hours.

Oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't realize how late it had gotten!

No problem. I'll grab you a pillow and… Oh no no no, I meant you should sleep.

I can't rest until Zecora is healed! （可拉没有痊愈我不能休息！）

I understand how you feel, but I still think we'd have more luck if we tried again in the morning. Just promise me you'll take a break soon. （我理解你的心情。但等到早上再查效率会更高。答应我，一定要抽空歇一会。）

Mm‑hmm. （嗯嗯。）

[yawn] Good night, Fluttershy. （〔打哈欠〕晚安，柔柔。）