英语笑话

一个有效的方法

A Useful Way Father: Jack， why do you drink so much water？ Jack: I have just had an apple， Dad. Father: What"s that got to do with it？ Jack: I forgot to wash the apple. 爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀？ 杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。 爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢？ 杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。

别无选择

One day，Eve asked Adam，"Doyou really love me？" Adam said helplessly，"Do I have any other choice？" 一天，夏娃问亚当：“你当真爱我吗？” 亚当无可奈何地回答：“我还有的选择吗？”

还有什么漏填的

Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else？" The nurse asked. "Yes，"Jack thinks for a while and said，"I'm a bachelor." 杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。杰克填好递上表格“还有什么漏填的？”护士问。“有！”杰克想了想说，“我是个单身汉。”

The Multi-Purpose Fly Swatter多功能苍蝇拍

The Multi-Purpose Fly Swatter (Originally in English) A mother came home from shopping for tea, and saw that some tea had already been made by her 15-year-old daughter. The mother then asked the daughter, "Did you use the tea strainer?" Because in England they use chopped tea leaves to make tea, and you have to use a tea strainer to strain out the tea leaves, and then drink only the liquid. And the daughter said, "Yes, mother, I did filter the tea leaves. But I couldn't find the tea strainer, so I used the fly swatter." The mother said, "Oh! My God! Why did you do that? You shouldn't have done that!" And the daughter said, "Oh mother, don't panic. It's just an old one. I didn't use the new one." 多功能苍蝇拍 母亲购物回来，想喝点茶，发现她15岁的女儿已经泡好茶了， 就问女儿：‘你用滤茶器了吗？’因为英国人用碎茶叶来泡茶， 所以要用滤茶器过滤出茶水来喝。女儿回答：‘妈，我有过滤， 但因为找不到滤茶器，所以就用苍蝇拍来过滤。’母亲听了就说： ‘噢！怎么搞的，你不能这样做啦！’女儿回答：‘妈，你不要紧张， 我只是用那支旧的苍蝇拍，没有用新的那支！’