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Season 1: Episode 6(第三十三章)

老友记:玻璃镜

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Glass

Jessica, where have you been?

Glass
Glass

(杰西卡,你去哪儿了?)

Glass

"Restroom."

(厕所啊。)

杰西卡戴好手套,有些奇怪地看着脸色发白的格拉斯。

"What's wrong?"

Glass

No…

Glass
Glass

No, nothing.

Glass

两人沉默着回到各自的岗位,格拉斯榨了杯橙汁送到科林那里,回来刚站好就被人用力拍了拍肩膀。

"Come on, boy, I won't leave you here alone."

(振作起来孩子,姐姐我是不会把你一个人留在这儿的。)

Glass

……

Glass

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Glass

Thank you so much for your help,

Glass
Glass

so you don't have to tip me today.

Glass
Glass

(真的很感谢你,所以你今天不用给我小费了)

Glass
Colin
Colin

No, no, I've disturbed you all day today.

Colin
Colin

You deserve it.

Colin
Colin

(你应得的)

格拉斯微笑着目送科林离开,然后收拾好所有餐桌准备回家。

Glass

os: I bet he's a bachelor and that's why he stays here all day.

Glass
Glass

(os:我敢打赌他是个单身汉,所以他才一整天都泡在这儿)

Glass
Glass

os: But how can I satirize him? I've just been lovelorn.

Glass
Glass

(os:但是我又有什么理由说他呢?我不是也失恋了吗)

Glass

格拉斯叹了口气,关灯之前看了眼餐厅。

Glass

Goodnight, buddy.

Glass

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一个人走了一段夜路感觉好多了,尤其是一进门就听见钱德勒说那个女的结了婚还有个男朋友。

Glass

os: Look, God is justice.

Glass
Glass

(os:上帝是公平的)

Glass

但是很快他就笑不出来了。

Chandler
Chandler

What "not work out"? I'm seeing her again on Thursday.

Chandler
Chandler

(什么就吹了?我周四还要和她约会呢)

Glass

What?!

Glass
Monica
Monica

It's twisted.

Monica
Monica

How could you get involved with a woman like this?

Monica
Monica

(你怎么能和这种女人交往?)

Glass

os: That's my point too.

Glass
Glass

(os:我也想知道)

Glass
Chandler
Chandler

Well, y'know.

Chandler
Chandler

I had some trouble with it at first too,

Chandler
Chandler

(一开始我也接受不了)

Chandler
Chandler

but the way I look at this,

Chandler
Chandler

(但是后来我想了想)

Chandler
Chandler

I get all the good stuff all the fun,

Chandler
Chandler

(这事我完全不亏啊)

Chandler
Chandler

all the talking, all the sex;

Chandler
Chandler

(可以甜言蜜语男欢女爱)

Chandler
Chandler

and none of the responsibility.

Chandler
Chandler

(还不用负任何责任)

乔伊赞同地点点头,格拉斯慢慢来到钱德勒身后。

Chandler
Chandler

This is every guy's fantasy!

Chandler
Chandler

(这是每个男人的梦想!)

Glass

So, you like that?

Glass

格拉斯突然出声,吓得钱德勒原地蹦了起来。

Glass

Sorry, we need talk.

Glass
Glass

(我们得谈谈)

Glass

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钱德勒不知道他的那些小伙伴们在莫妮卡家里聊什么,他只能战战兢兢地并着腿坐直身子,等着格拉斯发话。

Glass

You don't have to be so nervous.

Glass
Glass

(你不用那么紧张)

Glass
Glass

It's just… I have something to tell you.

Glass
Chandler
Chandler

Yes?

Chandler
Chandler

(您说)

Glass

Listen,

Glass
Glass

if you really wanna have such a free love life,

Glass
Glass

(如果你真的想要过那种自由的感情生活)

Glass
Glass

I can do it for you.

Glass
Glass

(我可以给你)

Glass

钱德勒瞪大眼睛,想点头又怕这其中有诈。

Glass

If you want to fall in love with a girl,

Glass
Glass

(如果你想和一个女孩谈恋爱)

Glass
Glass

then let it go.

Glass
Glass

(只管去谈去爱就好)

Glass

钱德勒眉毛挑得老高,格拉斯从中读出了不满足。

他狠狠咬了一下嘴唇,深吸了一口气。

Glass

Well, if you want to have sex with a woman,

Glass
Glass

oh, fuck, whatever you want!

Glass
Glass

(你爱干嘛干嘛吧!)

Glass

格拉斯突然站起身,钱德勒有种不好的预感。

Glass

But that's beyond my bottom line,

Glass
Glass

(但那就超出我的底线了)

Glass
Glass

so, let's break up.

Glass
Glass

(所以我们分手吧)

Glass

格拉斯抬脚想离开,钱德勒立刻起身抓住了他的手。

Chandler
Chandler

Glass…

Glass

I'm not the tool you want to satisfy your desires and don't want to be responsible for.

Glass
Glass

(我不是你想满足欲望又不愿负责的工具)

Glass

格拉斯说这句话时语气很平淡,他背对着钱德勒,而后者看不到的表情。

轻轻捏了捏温热的手指,格拉斯抽出自己的手,关门声几乎卡住了钱德勒的呼吸,他以前只觉得分手很难,只是单纯的要甩掉一个人很难,而现在…

Chandler
Chandler

What IS hell the whole thing?

纵使后悔,但分手已成定局,钱德勒在安慰自己,也许等他投入到和奥罗拉恋情中就不会那么纠结了。

但事实恰恰相反。

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格拉斯醒来的时候,餐厅里已经有客人在吃早餐了,而他正趴在桌子上,面前是捧着咖啡的科林,两肩上是杰西卡和卢锡安的手。

Colin
Colin

I think you need some coffee.

Glass

Thanks…

Glass

"I am sorry I wasn't here yesterday."

格拉斯朝卢锡安扯了下嘴角,依旧处于不清醒的状态。

"And I wanna know what happened?"

他把科林的咖啡喝掉了一半,拍了拍身边两人的手。

Glass

We gotta work.

Glass
Glass

(我们得工作了)

Glass

"Okay."

(那好吧。)

Glass

And Lucian, make me an espresso.

Glass
Glass

(卢锡安,帮我冲一杯浓缩)

Glass

"No problem."

一切都如往常一般进行着,只是格拉斯连着喝了三杯浓缩才算完全进入工作状态。

不过可能是咖啡摄入过多让他兴奋过头了,整个人显得有些暴躁。

某个客人打电话太大声了他都要把人撵出去,直接省去了“好言相劝”的步骤。

还有位客人因为临时把汉堡换成了三明治,两分钟后又换了回来,直接被他指着鼻子训斥:

Glass

Are you an employee of circus?

Glass
Glass

(你是马戏团的吗?)

Glass
Glass

Play us like monkeys?

Glass
Glass

(把我们当猴耍吗?)

Glass
Glass

You have to eat whatever Jessica cooks!

Glass
Glass

(她做什么你就吃什么!)

Glass

杰西卡和卢锡安面面相觑,整个柜台都冒着“烟火气”,吓得几乎没有哪个客人敢说话了。

直到一个从没见过的客人推门而入,直奔柜台。

格拉斯低着头撕碎一张便签,烦闷地敲了敲桌子。

Glass

Sir, you'd better order quickly,

Glass
Glass

(这位先生,您最好快点儿点餐)

Glass
Glass

or I'll…

Glass
Glass

(否则我就…)

Glass

"Oh my God, holy shit!"

来人的吻很有侵入性,手法和力道都很熟悉…

餐厅里所有人都扭头朝他们看过来,但又被卢锡安和杰西卡瞪了回去。

格拉斯几乎就要沉溺其中,但他依然记得昨天发生的事,一把推开来人的脸,拽着他来到卫生间。

Glass

How did you get here?

Glass
Glass

(你怎么知道我在这儿?)

Glass
Chandler
Chandler

I saw your little sticky notes.

Chandler
Chandler

(我看过你的小纸团)

钱德勒是跑着来的,现在还在喘着粗气。

Glass

And why did you kiss me?

Glass
Chandler
Chandler

Because I love you,

Chandler
Chandler

(因为我爱你)

Chandler
Chandler

I can't help loving you,

Chandler
Chandler

(我不可自拔地爱着你)

Chandler
Chandler

no matter how hard I try to put in a new feeling,

Chandler
Chandler

(无论我怎么努力地投入新的感情)

Chandler
Chandler

your name is always in my mind.

Chandler
Chandler

(我的脑子里想的都是你)

Chandler
Chandler

I can't even sleep without you saying "goodnight".

Chandler
Chandler

(没有你的晚安我甚至难以入睡)

Glass

Are you sure it's not because she made you cannot stop?

Glass
Glass

(你确定不是因为她让你停不下来吗?)

Glass
Chandler
Chandler

No!

Chandler
Chandler

Honestly, that guilt is driving me crazy.

Chandler
Chandler

(老实说,那种愧疚折磨得我要疯了)

格拉斯转身打开水龙头,冷水拍在脸上,努力让自己在清醒地状态下辨别钱德勒话里的真伪。

可那个吻里的深情缕缕撞击他的理智。

Chandler
Chandler

You're not a tool,

Chandler
Chandler

all the time.

Chandler
Chandler

(你从始至终都不是工具)

关上水龙头,格拉斯撑着洗手池慢慢抬起头,透过镜子看着身后愧疚的钱德勒,突然笑了一下。

Glass

Can't stand it after only one day?

Glass
Glass

(才一天就忍不了了?)

Glass
Chandler
Chandler

Sorry, my love affair always can't last longer.

Chandler
Chandler

(我的恋情总是持续不了多久)

Glass

It doesn't matter,

Glass

格拉斯转过身,慢慢抬起头靠近钱德勒…

Glass

I'll help you.

Glass

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Unfinished to be continued