Season 1: Episode 4（第二十三章）

Okay.

If I were omnipotent for a day,

（如果有一天我变得无所不能）

I would want, um,

world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest…

（世界和平，不再有饥饿，雨林不再遭受破坏…）

And bigger boobs!

（还有更大的胸！）

Yeah, see,

you took mine.

（你把我的愿望也说了）

… Chandler, what about you?

Well, if I were omnipotent for a day,

I'd make myself omnipotent forever.

（我要让自己永远全能）

There's always one guy.

（总有这样的人）

"If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."

（“给我一个愿望，我就许愿有更多愿望”）

That guy will be the most fortune person.

（那个家伙会是最幸运的人）

Hey, Joey,

what would you do if you were omnipotent?

Probably kill myself!

What?!

Excuse me?

So "something" was incredibly horrible.

Hello?

Hey, if Little Joey's dead,

（如果我的“二弟”死了）

then I got no reason to live!

（我也没理由活下去了！）

Joey, uh- Omnipotent.

（我们说的是“全能”）

You are?!

……

Ross, I'm sorry!

I had no idea.

I thought it was a theoretical question.

（我还以为是个理论问题）

Oh God,

then the professors would graduate you right away.

（教授们肯定会让你马上毕业）

Well, if you want,

you can stay with Rachel and me tonight.

Thanks.

… Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven.

See, I told you!

Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.

（从我们的住处到这儿，不到一百步）

You got way too much free time.

（你可真够闲的）

Hey!

Oh, yes?

I also learned to fight in my dream.

（我还在梦里学过搏击呢）

Ross, check it out.

Hockey tickes, Rangers-Penguins,

（冰球赛门票，游骑兵队对战企鹅队）

tonight at the Garden,

and we're taking you.

Happy birthday, pal!

We love you, man.

No, thanks.

Funny, my birthday was seven months ago.

（有意思，我的生日在七个月前）

os: No, you didn't.

（os：不可能，你才不会）

Okay, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket

（我猜你们多买了一张票）

and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?

（而你们都想带自己的妞去）

Well, aren't we Mr."The glass is half empty".

（我们不是悲观之人）

……?

Oh my God...

Is today the twentieth, October twentieth?

（今天是20号，10月20号吗？）

Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember.

（我刚才还希望你想不起来）

What's wrong with the twentieth?

Eleven days before Halloween…

（万圣节的前十一天）

all the good costumes are gone?

（所有的好戏服都被抢走了？）

Oh, my God… I've always wanted one!

（我一直想要一套）