Season 1: Episode 3（第二十二章）

Do you have any respect for your body?

Don't you realize what you're- you're doing to yourself?

And smoking is cool!

Chandler?

It's Allen, he wants to speak to you.

Really? He does?

Hey, buddy, what's up!

Well, yeah,

I have one now and then.

Well, yeah, now.

Well, it's not that big-

Gee, y'know,

no-one's ever put it like that before.

（以前从没人说过这样的话）

Well, okay, thanks!

Well… But I kind of want.

（但是我有点想要）

How old is that sock?

If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years

it'd be talking too.

（如果有一只袜子在我手上套三十年，它也会说话了）

Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch.

（好吧，有人该换尼古丁贴片了）

……

… What are you talking about?

We have to talk.

It's about Allen.

There's something that you should know.

I mean, there's really no easy to say this…

Then stop it.

（那就别说了）

I've decided to break up with Allen.

（我已经决定和艾伦分手）

Is there somebody else?

（是有第三者吗？）

So that's it? It's over?

（这就完了？没戏了？）

Just like that?

（就这么结束了？）

I just can't believe this!

I mean, with the holidays coming up-

（假期要来了）

I wanted him to meet my family-

（我还想带他去见我的家人）

Don't be sad.

I'll meet someone else.

There'll be other Allen.

What?!

You'd better never think about it.

Are you guys gonna be okay?

（你们不会有事情吧？）

Hey, hey, we'll be fine.

We're just need a little time.

I think I'd better not understand you guys.

I'm really sorry.

Relieved?

……

No kidding,

（说真的）

Don't we really do anything…

（我们真的什么都不做吗？）

Like…

exciting?

I… um,

I can't remember that.

Oh my god.

Oops, you catch me.

（哎呀，被发现了）

Um… I, um…

Can, can I say that?

Okay, don't be mad.

（不许生气）

Fancy a fuck with me?

……

Ye-yes?

… Sure.

Oh… Yeah… I mean, sure.

Joey never thought we'd make "contact" in the bedroom.

（乔伊绝对想不到我们会在卧室里“接头”）

Oh, sorry, sorry…

What?

So the one on me is...

（所以我身上的是…）

Okay.