Season 1: Episode 3（第二十章）

Relax, she's across the Atlantic from you.

（别紧张，你们中间隔了个大西洋呢）

And you're coming in me.

（而且你都快进来了）

What's going on?

I'm going through my mail, and I open up their monthly,

you know, "STATEMENT"

（所谓的“通知”）

And there's five hundred extra dollars in my account.

（然后我发现我的账户上多了五百元）

Oh, Satan's minions at work again…

（撒旦的爪牙又来祸害人间了…）

Let's be quick and light.

（快一点，轻一点）

I think I found Satan!

Just light one and we can take turns smoking.

（我们就点一支烟，轮流抽）

I'd never be able to enjoy it.

It would be like this giant karmic debt.

（因为这就像是沉重的因果报应一样）

Oh, God…

Hey, you two.

What're you doing?

Oh my God!

Oh, no!

What're you… What is that?

Okay, Glass?

I'm smoking. I'm smoking. I'm smoking.

Oh, I can't believe you.

You've been so good for three years!

（你一直都表现良好，三年了！）

And Glass.

You little liar!

（你这个小骗子！）

You told me in high school that you quit smoking!

Oh my goodness...

So many years, why?!

So,

this is our reward!

（这就是我们的奖励！）

Okay, hold on a second, alright?

You guys,

just think about what you went through the last time you quit.

（想想戒烟后是怎么活过来的）

… Oh my God.

Okay, Chandler.

Forget about you.

Think about what we went through!

（至少想想我们是怎么过来的！）

Okay, so this time I won't quit!

（所以这次我不戒了！）

And I have something to ask you.

No, no, no!

Put it out!

Put it out!

Okay, okay, okay…

Glass!

Alright, I'm gonna go change,

（好了，我去换衣服了）

I've got a date.

So is it Allen again?

How's it going?

'S'going pretty good, y'know?

（进展还不错）

Oh, so when do we get to meet the guy?

Yeah!

Let's me see,

today's Monday…

Never.

（永远别想）

Oh, come on!

No. Not after what happened with Steve.

（不可能，从史蒂夫那次之后就别想了）

What are you talking about?

We love Schhteve!

（我们都爱史蒂胡）

But this belongs to both of us!

Okay, I am the first,

（我抽了第一口）

so you must allow me to start and finish!

（所以最后一口也是我的！）

Oh God…

Joey, let it go.

（乔伊，放过它吧）

Give it to me, I will bury it!

（把它给我，我要安葬它！）

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