小孩是河南郑州人,小孩是队长,小孩有腰伤,小孩高音贼六,小孩懂浪漫,小孩才18,却做了很久很久的哥哥,小孩很温柔,温柔到了骨子里,温柔到连崩溃都是无声的,小孩很想家,很珍惜回家的机会,那天啊,某个小朋友为了回家,天还没亮就出发了,小孩有一个双胞胎哥哥,小孩还有一只柴犬,小孩的基地是快乐星球,小孩讨厌ss,小孩是队里唯一的单眼皮,小孩还很勇敢,那天啊他在凌晨发出了那条高考失利的微博,然后承受了连续几天的网络暴力,小孩啊没有抱怨,小孩需要点儿空间绽放光彩,小孩会满足你所有的期待,会越来越厉害,小孩名叫 马 嘉 祺。
The child is from Zhengzhou, Henan Province, the child is the captain, the child has a waist injury, the child has a high-pitched thief six, the child knows romance, the child is leaving, but he has been a brother for a long time, the child red meat is in the bones, gentle to even public training. The collapse is silent, the child is very homesick, and cherishes the opportunity to go home. The other day, some kid I went home before dark and set off. It's still right for kids to hate weeds. The only one eyelid. The child is still very brave. On that day, the wife issued the college entrance examination in the early morning. The child's name is Ma Jiaqi.
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第二天
小极

起床了

八点的票,现在七点半了


唔,好
过了一会儿

姐姐,走吧
嗯嗯

到美国后
小极

到了


嗯
走去姐姐闺蜜家


好呀
到了后
咚咚咚

Who is it? (谁呀?)
我,易洋洋


哦哦来了宝贝

宝贝,好久不见
嗯,确实好久不见了


对了,你旁边那个人是
我的弟弟,张极


哈喽,姐姐好

姐姐,你长得好像我的女朋友啊

嗯嗯,你长得也真的好像我的男朋友,而且名字也一样
哈哈

可能你们就是呢


好了,快进来吧
嗯

等他们进来后
咚咚咚

Who is it? (又是谁呀)

Miss, my name is Zhao Guanyu. (小姐姐,我叫赵冠宇)

Oh, Zhao Kunyu's brother. (哦,赵冠宇弟弟呀)

Right (对)
她开门后

Long time no see, brother Zhao Guanyu. (好久不见啊,赵冠宇弟弟)

Yeah, long time no see, sister Cheng. (对啊,好久不见啊,李佳诚姐姐)

Sister, who are those two behind you? (姐姐,你后面那两位是谁啊)

Oh, one is my good girlfriend Yi Yangyang, and the other is my girlfriend's brother Zhang Ji. (哦,一位是我的好闺蜜易洋洋,还有一位就是我闺蜜的弟弟张极)

What (什么!)

易老师,张极
嗯

赵冠宇


赵冠宇

你怎么在这啊

我,之前不是出车祸了吗,我骗你们,我去世了,然后就出国了

……

哦,张极,你不是有个女朋友也在这么

说出来,你大哥我还能帮你找找

好啊,她叫李佳诚

?!

你姐姐闺蜜叫李佳诚

?

我打个电话试试?

嗯
“花花草草都写着我爱你”
这时李佳诚的手机响了

?

你是我男朋友?

你是我女朋友?

现实

现实

终于找到了

对啊,宝
……

咦惹

不要撒狗粮

g~u~n~

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翻译
The next day
Jason

Get up

Tickets for 8 o'clock, it's 7: 30 now.


Good
( after a while )

Sister, let's go.
Uh huh

After arriving in the United States,
Xiaoji is here.


Yes, I see.
Let's go to my best friend's house.


Okay
When we get there,
Dongdongdong

Who is it?
I'm Yi Yangyang.


Oh, oh, here we go, baby.

Baby, long time no see.
Well, it's been a long time.


By the way, who is the man next to you?
My own brother, Zhang Ji


Hello, sister. Hello, sister. You look like my girlfriend.

Love your long sister, really like I have a boyfriend, and the name is the same Oh.
Haha, maybe you are.


All right, come on in.
When they come in, dongdong

Who is it?

Miss, my name is Zhang Guanyu.

Oh, Zhao Guiyu is positive.

Right
After he opened the door,

Long time no see, brother Zhao Guanyu.

Long time no see, li ka-shing elder sister, elder sister, who are those two behind you?

Oh, I thought it was my good girlfriend Yi Yangyang, and another is my girlfriend's brother Zhang Jie.

Mr. Yu, Zhang Jie.
Yes, Zhao Guanyu.


Zhao Guanyu, why are you here?

Didn't I have an accident before? I lied to you. I died, and then I went abroad.

……

Oh, Zhang Ji, don't you have a girlfriend here? Say it. Your eldest brother, I can help you find.

OK, OK, his name is Li Ka-shing.

OK, OK, his name is Li Ka-shing.

?!

Your sister's girlfriend's name is Li Ka-shing.

?

I'll make a phone call to try?

Good
“Flowers and plants are written I love you,” this time, li ka-shing's cell phone rang.

?

You're my boyfriend?

You are my girlfriend.

Reality

Reality has finally been found.

That's right, baby.
……

Yi Rai?

Don't throw dog food at us.

Roll
