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拿把破伞遮雨，还不如淋雨，你比我清楚，还要我说清楚。

It is better to get wet in the rain than to take a broken umbrella to shelter from the rain. You know better than me, and I have to make it clear.

你都好意思撒谎了，我哪敢不好意思不信。

You have the nerve to lie, and I don't dare to be embarrassed.

我哪敢伤感呀，我怕你一转头就跟你兄弟说我忘不了你。

How dare I be sad? I'm afraid you will tell your brother that I can't forget you as soon as you turn around.

狗咬你一口，你能去咬回来嘛？我建议煲汤，红烧，糖醋，卤。

If a dog bites you, can you bite it back? I suggest cooking soup, braised in brown sauce, sweet and sour, and stewed.

我是过来撑场子的，不是和你来讲道理的。

I'm here to support the scene, not to reason with you.

他这个人不行的，隔三差五心态崩一下，完事还很认怂的把日子拼起来接着过，破罐子破摔他是不敢的。

旁观的时候，每个人都是智者。

His people can't do it, and the three worst five mentality collapsed, and the life is still very recognized, and it is not dare to break the day.

Everyone is a wise when it is.

素质高低全凭心情好坏。

The quality depends entirely on the mood.

道歉的真正意义在于“我承认自己错了并且愿意接受你负面情绪的反扑”而不是“而不是我说过对不起了，你还想要我怎么样”。

The real meaning of an apology is "I admit that I am wrong and I am willing to accept the counterattack of your negative emotions" rather than "I said I was sorry, what else do you want from me".

解决不了问题就解决制造问题的人。

If you can't solve the problem, solve the person who created the problem.

自己喜欢的东西，就不要再征询他人的意见了，人生这点责任得自己负责。

Don't ask others for their opinions about what you like. You have to be responsible for this responsibility in life.

少提点择偶标准 ，多想想自己何德何能。

Mention less about the criteria for choosing a spouse and think more about what you have done and what you can do.