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躺在巨型沙发上的顾念安蓦然睁开双眸，她无力地起身，茫然地环顾着四周，空荡荡的房子静谧地显得诡异，千平房的面积让人多少有些不知所措。

“？？？我是谁我在哪？！”茫然若失的顾念安惹住暴走的冲动，她渐渐冷静了下了，不经意间，她那双黑溜溜的眼球望见了沙发上的一张蓝色信笺，好奇之下，她俯身拾起，迅速打开信笺拿出信纸浏览了遍。

“嘶，这字体……不像男也不像女［简称不男不女］，难道是……人妖写的？！”顾念安喃喃自语道。

The brain circuits are so strange!!!［皇家翻译：脑回路真清奇！！！］

顾念安环顾四周，发现偌大的房间除了奢华的装饰品外，空无一人，她有些惊慌：Who's talking? !［谁在说话？！］

空荡荡的房子里回荡着顾念辞若风铃般的婉转声音。

I am!［我啊！］

You're rubbish literature！！！［你这是废物文学!!!］

What is junk literature?［啥是“废物文学”呢？］

Useless nonsense for short.［简称无用的废话。］

Why, how could you so easily conclude that WHAT I said was nonsense before I had finished speaking? That's not nice!［咳，我还没说完话你怎么能这般轻而易举地断定我说的就是废话呢？这不厚道啊！］

First of all, is you talk too ink, secondly, that is not easy to call, that is with all, see a little, see a spot, a leaf autumn, with micro knowledge, original see the end, small see big, halo and wind, each more condition, hole you observe micro, unique eye, see the beginning to know the end, know the autumn of a leaf, see the micro know the kind of understanding?［首先，是你说话太墨迹了，其次，那不叫轻而易举，那是以一概全、见微知著、可见一斑、一叶知秋、以微知著、原始见终、因小见大、月晕而风、每下愈况、洞幽察微、独具只眼、睹始知终、知秋一叶，见微知类了解？］

Hiss, you woman...［嘶，你这女人……］

I'm 17. I'm not a woman yet Thank you.［我才十七，还不能称为女人谢谢。］

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So what kind of species are you? Why can't I see you?［所以你到底是什么物种？我又为何看不见你？］

顾念辞很有礼貌地说了个“物种”而非“人”。

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