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桑桑原以为今年不用过了，哪知道还是一个人。I thought I wouldn't have to spend this year, but I was still alone.

苏苏千万别和你女朋友吵架，因为吵赢的都成单身了。Never quarrel with your girlfriend, because the winner will always be single.

桑桑单身也有单身的理由。找不到心仪的伞，只能冒雨前行。There are reasons to be single. Can not find the desired umbrella, only in the rain.

苏苏如果时光可以重聚，我不愿在孤单的红尘里独醉;如果流年不再依旧，我宁愿在孤独的海洋里沉睡。If time can be reunited, I do not want to be alone in the world of mortals drunk; If the time is not still, I would rather sleep in the lonely ocean.

桑桑上街打开音乐播放器，选择《分手快乐》，单曲循环，外放，音量最大。Open the music player on the street, choose "happy break up", single loop, put outside, the volume is the largest.

苏苏你这个对象真好看，比你前任漂亮多了 对了 你们还有联系吗You're a beautiful guy, much prettier than your ex by the way are you still in touch

桑桑别再说自己有孤独和烈酒，其实你就是一条单身狗。Don't say you have loneliness and liquor, in fact, you are a single dog.

苏苏神阿!赐给我个情人吧，马上就情人节了，我已经过了很多个光棍节，不想情人节还只能看别人过!O god! Give me a valentine, valentine's Day is coming, I have passed a lot of singles day, do not want to valentine's Day can only see others!

桑桑有人问我，今年情人节怎么过，我说，略过。Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, I said, skip it.

苏苏一般长得好看的人都是单身的，例如我。Usually good-looking people are single, like me.

桑桑作为大龄单身狗，找对象难就难在几点，太大的不愿下手，太小的不忍下手，太美的不敢下手，太丑的不会下手，太熟的又不好下手。上边的都不是重点，重点是自己丑还嫌别人丑!As an older single dog, it is difficult to find a partner in several points, too big do not want to start, too small can not bear to start, too beautiful dare not start, too ugly will not start, too familiar and difficult to start. Above are not the point, the point is their ugly also think others ugly!

苏苏如果你还是单身，就好好享受这一切。你单身不是因为你不够好，而是说明目前还没有人配得上你。If you're single, enjoy it. You're single not because you're not good enough, it means no one is good enough for you right now.

桑桑这么冷的天，单身狗可能会升级为汪汪碎冰冰吧。On such a cold day, a single dog might escalate into a broken ice.

苏苏有能力但不找的那叫单身贵族，像你这种的叫单身狗Have ability but don't look for that call single noble, like you this kind of call single dog

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