单身狗文案(上)

苏苏520今年还是过不上，明年请加油。520 still can't pass this year, please refueling next year.

桑桑你们就尽情晒转账吧 我看看这两天找谁借钱。You can share your transfers and I'll see who I can borrow money from these days.

苏苏“热爱世间万物无最爱无例外”"Love everything, love nothing, love nothing."

桑桑情人节到了，没有什么可以送你的，要不送你离开我的列表吧Valentine's Day is coming, nothing can send you, or send you off my list

苏苏你们宁愿当单身狗也不愿意来跟我表白，这个血海深仇我记下了You would rather be a single dog than to tell me, this blood feud I write down

桑桑我不是不谈恋爱，我是没人要I'm not not in love. I'm not in love

苏苏七夕了，暗恋我的人你们是怎么沉住气的Tanabata, unrequited love my people are how calm

桑桑世界上最遥远的距离不是生与死的距离，而是你陪恋人过七夕，我却独自在家喝七喜The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when you spend Tanabata with your lover, I drink 7up alone at home

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苏苏希望我未来的饿男朋友七夕少做些对不起我的事儿I hope my future boyfriend will do less to apologize to me

桑桑不要再问我情人节还是一个人吗，难道情人节我就会变成一只狗吗Don't ask me valentine's Day or a person, do I turn into a dog valentine's Day

苏苏很遗憾今年的七夕易烊千玺没办法回来陪我，但我们还是一样相爱，谢谢大家It's a pity that Yi Yangqianxi can't come back to accompany me on this Chinese Valentine's Day, but we still love each other. Thank you

桑桑你们七夕牵手，我七夕牵狗You qiabata hand, I qiabata lead the dog

苏苏祝我男朋友七夕节快乐，因为吗，有男朋友所以就不私发了I wish my boyfriend a happy Chinese Valentine's Day, because do you have a boyfriend so not private hair

桑桑你想跟我过七夕吗，那就想着吧，年轻人就应该有自己的梦想Do you want to spend Tanabata with me? Then think about it. Young people should have their own dreams

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