池羡鱼“我信了你个鬼邪啊汐沫.”
汐沫“信吧.”
汐沫“反正...你蠢.”
池羡鱼“...我想揍人.”
汐沫“漏暴力.”
汐沫“然后羡鱼你吃完了吗.”
池羡鱼“吃完了啊.”
池羡鱼“怎么了汐mer.”
朱志鑫“她想送客了呗.”
汐沫“好兄弟.”
汐沫“懂我.”
汐沫“来吧池羡鱼小可爱.”
汐沫“给你蛋糕.”
/硬塞
汐沫“拎好.”
汐沫“跟余老板回家二人世界吧.”
朱志鑫“感谢二位的参与.”
汐沫“蛋糕盒里有两份节目周边.”
汐沫“我要不说池羡鱼估计就跟着盒子扔了.”
池羡鱼“?瞎说.”
汐沫“嘁~”
池羡鱼“我像这么粗心的人吗.”
汐沫“不像.”
池羡鱼“那不就好了.”
汐沫“因为你就是好吧.”
汐沫“像什么像.”
池羡鱼“......”
池羡鱼“走吧余宇涵我不待了.”
余宇涵“嗯嗯.”
池羡鱼“憋屈!”
池羡鱼“走了,再也不见嘤嘤嘤.”
汐沫“好耶~”
/咦 你为什么很开心呢
__本期over__
/别走~
/还有小花絮~!
/前祝各位大朋友小朋友儿童节快乐!
/一个little采访——
汐沫“咱就是说.”
汐沫“羡鱼啊.”
池羡鱼“嗯?”
汐沫“你觉得你做的内个蛋糕怎么样.”
池羡鱼“我觉得啊.”
池羡鱼“很可以.”
池羡鱼“嘎嘎板正.”
汐沫“阿这这这这这.”
汐沫“遇到语言障碍了.”
池羡鱼“哪障碍了.”
汐沫“那是啥意思捏.”
池羡鱼“嗯就是.”
池羡鱼“板正.”
池羡鱼“特别板正.”
/好像雀食解释了 又好像白说了一遍
汐沫“...你倒是说板正啥意思啊.”
池羡鱼“呃...”
池羡鱼“就是.”
/翻手机ing
池羡鱼“这个意思.”
(图源池羡鱼查阅の百度)
汐沫“哦.”
汐沫“懂了.”
汐沫“你好懒哦.”
池羡鱼“那还不是汐mer太笨了理解不了我说的.”
汐沫“?”
汐沫“我去你大爷的池羡鱼.”
汐沫“我你汐大爷.”
池羡鱼“嘤嘤嘤.”
池羡鱼“汐mer怎么能这样.”
汐沫“tui.”
汐沫“赶紧的咱走完流程早点收工.”
池羡鱼“好嘞你赶紧.”
汐沫“表演个小才艺吧.”
池羡鱼“...我只会打游戏.”
汐沫“不行不行.”
汐沫“等会教坏祖国的花朵.”
/“祖国的食人花”
池羡鱼“我想到一个好的.”
汐沫“你说.”
/又开始翻手机
/“杀了我 我的蝴蝶 这样你就自由了.”
池羡鱼“汐mer想不想听我说这个.”
汐沫“来来来.”
汐沫“整.”
汐沫“东北大碴子味收一收昂.”
池羡鱼“行,咳咳...”
/前方高能 请自觉将音量开到最大声
池羡鱼“嘎了我,大扑棱蛾子.”
池羡鱼“这样你就撒欢儿飞扑棱了.”
汐沫“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...”
汐沫“啥玩意啊你.”
汐沫“滚滚滚赶紧走.”
池羡鱼“好嘞.”
/池羡鱼再次被驱逐
汐沫“滚回来.”
池羡鱼“啊?”
汐沫“把你结束语说完再滚.”
池羡鱼“说啥...来着.”
汐沫“咳,看朱志鑫.”
/那么朱志鑫脸上有什么呢 我不说(
池羡鱼“各位观众朋友们儿童节快乐!”
汐沫“大家都儿童节快乐!!!”
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汐沫“啦啦啦.”
汐沫“再祝各位宝贝们儿童节快乐啦.”
汐沫“祝愿你们能一直做无忧无虑的小朋友哟.”
/要保持童心~
汐沫“大朋友们也要早日找到能把你们宠成小孩的人呐.”