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哥谭双生子

三个人到了我们开工吧-什么就我们三个吗Threeofakind,let'sdothis.-That'sit?Threeguys?

还有两个在屋顶Twoguysontheroof.

每人分一份钱要分五份已经不少了Everyguygetsashare.Fivesharesisplenty.是六份别忘了策划这次行动的家伙Sixshares.Don'tforgettheguywhoplannedthejob.他以为他什么都不干还能分成吗Hethinkshecansititoutandstilltakeaslice?我知道为什么大家叫他"小丑"了IknowwhytheycallhimtheJoker.

那么为什么大家叫他"小丑"So,whydotheycallhimtheJoker?

听说他很会化妆-化妆?Iheardhewearsmakeup.-Makeup?

对用来吓人的知道吧就像战妆Yeah,toscarepeople.Youknow,warpaint.好了各位举高双手低下头去Allright,everybody,handsup,headsdown!我说了举手低头Isaid,handsup,headsdown!

走开伙计我要来取款了Let'sgo,pal,I'mmakingawithdrawalhere.我说了举起手-不要Isaid,handsup!-No!

找到了无声警报器Herecomesthesilentalarm.

看它接去哪里?Andthereitgoes.

头低下Headsdown!

好了宝贝儿你乖乖给我蹲下Allright,tootsie,you'retakingadivewithme.趴下我说了趴下-别杀我Down!Isaid,staydownthere!-Don'thurtme!有意思它不是接通Funny,itdidn'tdial.

而是打给一个私人号码Itwastryingtoreachaprivatenumber.

有问题吗-没有搞定了Isitaproblem?-No,I'mdonehere.

蹲下蹲下Sitdown!Down!

蹲下我说了蹲着别动Down!Isaid,staydownthere!

很显然我们可不希望你们的双手做任何事Obviouslywedon'twantyoudoinganythingwithyourhands...

除了抓往自己的性命以外...otherthanholdingonfordearlife.

趴下趴在地上别动Ontheground!Stayontheground!

谁都不准动所有人趴下Nobodymakeamove!Nobody!Staydown!

你们知不知道在抢谁的钱?Youhaveanyideawhoyou'restealingfrom?

你们这帮人死定了-他子弹打光了对吧Youandyourfriendsaredead.-He'sout,right?什么What...?

你数学在哪儿学的?Wheredidyoulearntocount?

他们给这门通了伏的高压电Theywiredthisthingupwithlikevolts.

什么银行会做这种事Whatkindofbankdoesthat?

黑帮银行我觉得小丑果真像他们说的那样疯狂AMobbank.IguesstheJoker'sascrazyastheysay.

截警报的人呢Where'sthealarmguy?

老大告诉我他搞定警报后就干掉他Bosstoldmewhentheguywasdone,Ishouldtakehimout.

少分一份钱对吧Onelessshare,right?

有趣了他也是这么对我说的Funny,hetoldmesomethingsimilar.

什么别别Hewhat?No!No!

这可真是一大笔钱That'salotofmoney.

要是这个小丑真这么神IfthisJokerguywassosmart,

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就该让我们开辆大点的车来he'dhavehadusbringabiggercar.

我打赌小丑跟你说过I'mbettingtheJokertoldyou

我们装完钱后马上把我干掉tokillmesoonasweloadedthecash.

不不不我要杀的是巴士司机No,no,no,Ikillthebusdriver.

巴士司机?Busdriver?

什么巴士司机Whatbusdriver?

放学了该回家了School'sout.Timetogo.

这家伙起不来了是吧Thatguy'snotgettingup,ishe?

钱还真不少啊That'salotofmoney.

其他人都去哪儿了Whathappenedtotherestoftheguys?

你自以为很聪明是吗Youthinkyou'resmart,huh?

雇你们的那个家伙Theguythathiredyouse...

他会用同样的手法来对付你的...he'lljustdothesametoyou.

这座城市里的罪犯向来都有信仰的Oh,criminalsinthistownusedtobelieveinthings.名声Honor...

尊敬...respect.

但看看你你信奉什么Lookatyou.Whatdoyoubelievein,huh?

你信奉什么Whatdoyoubelievein?!

我相信杀不死你的东西只会让你Ibelievewhateverdoesn'tkillyousimplymakesyou...更加怪异...stranger.

市长先生您是为了清除本市的犯罪而被选举出来的Mr.Mayor,youwereelectedinacampaigntocleanupthecity.

您打算什么时候开始行动-我已经开始行动了Whenareyougonnastart?-Ialreadyhave.比如所谓的蝙蝠侠很多人说他是在做好事LikethisBatman.We'rehearinghe'sdoinggood,罪犯们看到他都闻风丧胆criminalsarerunningscared.

不伙计我觉得今晚不行No,man.Idon'tlikeittonight.

怎么你还这么迷信Whatareyou,superstitious?

你中六合彩的概率Yougotmorechanceof

都比撞上他的概率要大得多winningthePowerballthanrunningintohim.

那不是事实That'snottrue.

我得到消息我们重案组的人快要抓到他了OurmenintheMajorCrimesUnitareclosetoanarrest.

嘿乌尔茨市长说你们快抓到蝙蝠侠了Hey,Wuertz,mayorsaysyou'reclosinginontheBatman.调查还在进行之中Theinvestigationisongoing.

清除犯罪我们还有很长的路要走Theprocessofcleaningupthestreetsisalongone.我曾经在竞选中曾说过...Ipledgedinmycampaign,uh,tohave...

有没有想过再去看看你的妻子警长Everintendingtoseeyourwifeagain,lieutenant?我还以为你回去照顾你妈去了警探Ithoughtyouhadtogolookafteryourmother,detective.已经把她送去住院了Checkedherbackintothehospital.

很抱歉I'msorry.

他还没来?-他经常不来的Sohehasn'tshownup?-Heoftendoesn't.

但我想提醒大家他就在那里Ilikeremindingeverybodyhe'soutthere.

他为什么不来Whywouldn'thecome?

希望是Hopefully...

因为他正忙着...becausehe'sbusy

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