英语笑话

Big hands 大手

Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? Student: Big hands. 老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么？ 学生：大手。

太阳和月亮

Two boys are talking about the sun and the moon. "Which one of them is more useful?" asked one of them. 两个男孩在谈论太阳和月亮。“它们中哪个更有用？”其中一个问道。 "Of course the moon is. The moon is in the sky when it's dark, but the sun is in the sky in the daytime when nobody needs it." “当然是月亮。月亮在天黑时挂在天空，但太阳是在白天谁也不需要它时挂在天空。”

新老师

George comes from school on the first of September."George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother."I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....." 9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？” 妈妈问。“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”

借公牛一用

Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man. After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after a while, he said, "OK, I know. Go and tell your master, I'll go myself shortly. 从前，有个人很富有，但他不识字。 一天，他的一位朋友想向他借一头公牛，便写了个条，让仆人送到富人那里。 仆人把条子给了富人。富人便假装看了一会儿，然后说道：“好啦，我知道了。回去告诉你的主人，我马上自己过去。”