1、我觉得我真是个败家子，本来拥有上千万的家产，睡醒一觉就没了。

I think I am really a black sheep, originally had tens of millions of property, sleep a sleep on the los

2、像身高这样的东西，大家都是一米多，有什么好问的呢？

Like the height of such things, we are more than one meter, what should we ask?

3、我本来想挑战单身一百天，结果，今天是第3056天。

I was going to challenge being single for 100 days, but today is day 3,056.

4、你知道为什么天上有这么多星星吗？因为我每想你一次，天上的星星就多了一颗。

Do you know why there are so many stars in the sky? Because every time I miss you, there is one more star in the sky.

5、从见你第一眼开始，我就知道你肯定是个难养的小猪佩奇。

From the first sight of you, I know you must be a difficult to raise peppa pig.

6、有个超级可爱的小仙女，正在看这些文字。

A super cute little fairy is reading these words.

7、你如果再不来找我，我背上的小翅膀就要长出来带我飞走了。

If you do not come to me, my back will grow out of the small wings to take me away.

8、世界上最美好的事情大概就是被自己暗恋的人表白了。

The most beautiful thing in the world is probably the person you like.

9、我吃我的零食，我长我的肉，关你什么事呀，你是不是羡慕还是嫉妒。

I eat my snacks, I grow my meat, what matter you ah, you are not envy or jealousy.

10、没有必要花费时间生气，毕竟我很忙，忙着可爱，忙着搞钱。

There is no need to spend time angry, after all, I am busy, busy cute, busy with money.

11、我只是个不食人间烟火的小仙女，生活为什么要我承受这些。

I am just a not cannibalistic fireworks fairy, life why should I bear these.