02快去抱女主的大腿！

看着远处的白曲奇，金若夕的大脑停止了思考。

那什么玩意儿，那么矮？

在那一瞬间她想起来，想起来了她想起来了！

哦哦，这是女主女主女主啊！金若夕她开窍了，她冲了上去，反向操作的抱住了女主的大腿，喊了一声：“爹！”

白曲奇一脸茫然地望向抱着她大腿的金若夕。就这样与她僵持了几秒，好似反应过来了什么，想要抽离被金若夕抱着的大腿，何奈力气太小，她只能把希望放在路人身上，但路人不领情。

白曲奇现在简直要欲哭无泪了：“我根本不认识你啊，你放开我行不行啊？还有我是女的，怎么可能是你爹啊？”

金若夕呜咽着道：“你就是我爹…我…我有亲子鉴定证明……”

不得不说金若夕她是真的狗，还TM一本正经的胡说八道。

白曲奇听后，当场石化，她…开心的笑了。

笑的非常开心

白曲奇表示： TM的我出来买个东西，还给自己找了个女儿，真是服了这个老六。

最后白曲奇喜获一女

哦不搞错了

最后白曲奇拖着比她大四岁的"女儿"金若夕，回了家。

真是可喜可贺，可喜可贺呢

与此同时的另一边-ing

“这……这就被拐走了？”

“这都能行？”

鱼鱼不解，鱼鱼惊讶

鹿与鱼鱼“深情对视”

现在小孩这么好骗的吗？

于是，天真可爱的凝凌湖上网去查资料了……

查资料 - ing

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Skills and methods of chasing girls

Genge emotional post station

2021-11-16 21:08 creator of ingenuity plan, psychologist, creator of emotional field, creator of vitality

Liu Yu key - the person you love is on the way (BQ)

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Many people meet their beloved girl, but they don't know how to chase her. They can't find a topic to talk about. Finally, they can only watch their beloved girl become someone else's bride.

In fact, if you can do the following four points, chasing girls is not so difficult.

1. Pay more attention to her daily movements.

Only when a girl feels your concern and lets her know that you care about her, she will have a good impression on you and can slowly pull in the sense of distance between you and her.

After winning her favor, you get along as good friends first. With such a foundation, it's much easier for you to chase her.

2. Share your joys and sorrows and your daily life with her.

When you treat her like this, she will respond to you as politeness at first, and then slowly she will become dependent on you in the bits and pieces she shares with you.

When she gets used to your sharing, find the right opportunity to stop actively sharing. For example, tell her in the morning that you have an important exam, interview, meeting, etc. today, deliberately leave suspense to attract her attention, and then stop contacting her.

Within 24 hours, she will take the initiative to ask you about the results of the day.

3. Buy snacks and special products for her and treat her like a child.

Girls all hope that someone can shelter themselves in this adult world. When the world is urging her to grow up, someone can let her be a child and buy her food. This is a big move that can make her put down her guard against you.

In particular, giving her local specialties will greatly enhance her impression of you.

When she asks you where these specialties come from, you can tell her that they were brought to you by your XX friend or sent to you from the local place.

Girls have heroic dreams in their hearts, and they all appreciate men with strong communication skills and influence. Such an answer can greatly enhance your charm value.

4. Insist on sending good morning and good night every day.

Life needs a sense of ceremony. Girls pay great attention to the sense of ceremony. If there is someone who can send good morning and good night day after day for her every day, she will have a good impression on you.

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于是大聪明凝凌湖去度娘翻译了一下……结果

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