
《关于为什么我七夕番外没法出去这件事》

因为……

嗯……

全是*

啊,是的

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然后番外来了🌚

基本上以后都写番外了

嘿嘿

因为要还有本穿越剧

对了

本期邀请到

我们的redeyes

掌声有请

👏🏻

(那家伙怎么来了……)

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(估计王不会多开心)

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(嘿,恐惧)

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(啥)

(我咋有种不祥的预感)

(说不定一会儿就灵验了)

👏🏻

👏🏻

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(不用在意)

(他们叫我来凑人头)

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hello

各位好

我是redeyes

不用多指教

啊呦

(看)

这不是曾经被我按在🛏️上把腰*废的herobrine么

好久不见啊

……

hb……

你好像没跟我说过这些啊?

……

这个……

那个……

别这个那个了

改天我有空专门给你分享分享

(挑眉)

哦

Queen of the last shadow clan, right?

是

啊

前阵子听说hb找个了老婆

就是你吧?

消息到挺灵通的

切

也不看看谁

对了

今天叫我来干甚呢?

(点点n)干啥来着?小声

(摇头)

(点点3)干啥来着?(小声)

(摇头)

(点点d)

退退退!

……

?

¿

……

dreadlond好久不见啊

没想到声音变的“零”多了

你不也是?

切

老子可没有——

说吧——

前阵子谁淦的?

前阵子?

对啊

我消息可是很灵通的哦——

是吧

作者

啊——对对对

额哈哈哈

我知道我知道!

He was null before he fell in love with slime!

……

Why the fuck did you say everything!

……谁给我个翻译器……

(拉作者)

(?)

303的意思大概就是说恐惧和莱姆在一起前和null一起

诶

知道不?

哦哦(点头)

这个恐惧的意思呢是咋骂303什么都往外说

哦——get了

嗯——

What a good melon!

Love, love

By the way, how long has null been dating dreadlond?

嗯……差不多三个月吧

Awesome!

……

(redeyes大概就是问恐惧和null谈了多长时间)

(⊙∀⊙!哦——)

会英文的往下看
有点小

che——🌚


Ah, what about herobrine before looking for ceris?

(Hey, hey, it's my turn)

He and our king.!

what⁉️

herobrine!?

……

Herobrine…… ... You must give me an explanation today!

Oh, honey, I was wrong.

Oh, by the way.

The call of 303 is particularly nice.

yes

I'm so happy to bump into a couple for no reason.

Is that herobrine or 303?

That must be our dashing king.

But it seems that he was under me before.

……

That's enough. Stop it.

!

Herobrine, after my repeated thinking, otherwise ...

Let's split up for a while ...

What would you do then?

What if you want to *?

……

I want reseyes to be single

And he may be better than you ...

I know you.

There are really few people who can be above you.

Honey, it's not that I don't love you anymore

(Kiss)

I love you

But ...

I really want to listen to redeyes gossip!

redeyes讲的八卦真的超好!

Don't come back until I hear the gossip!

(Pro)

love you

Well ..

Then don't listen to him about me and 303!

Um ... All right.

Then dn is fine!

嗯呢

What? ! Why?

(stare)

Woo hoo!

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没了

是的没了

然后我们的c姐就去r某家听八卦了🌚

当然

hb同志肯定不同意自己老婆和别的男人私自在一起啊

况且只有两个人耶

所以安排了一个迷你小型摄像机🌚

针不戳

2136字奉上🌚