碰!

“诶,好兄弟,你也在这里啊”

“yes🌚”
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“皮小汉,咱俩走了好久”

“还是没看见他们”

“是嘛,茶酱酱”

“你跟我再走几步吧”

“诶?还走啊”

“我想休息会儿”

“我快要累死了”

“好吧……”
……

“前面那个是不是茶酱啊”

“哪呢哪呢”
皮小汉一听是茶酱(媳妇),立马高兴了起来

“旁边怎么坐着一个男人啊”

“什么?”(黑脸)

“stop啊好兄弟万一误会了呢”

“那个男生好像你”

“什么东西?”
皮小汉和阿尔贝莱特走了上去

“喂,茶酱(媳妇)”

“你在干什么?”

“???两个皮小汉(男朋友)”

“茶酱酱,他是假的我是真的”

“你她妈的少放屁了”

“我是真的你踏马是假的”

“我他么的是真的,你个冒牌货”

“我是真的!!”
两个皮小汉打了起来
结果他俩(茶酱和阿尔贝莱特)劝架时候拉开两人分不清了

“我靠哪个是跟我一起来的啊”

“我是!”(异口同声)

“我跟你一起来的,好兄弟!”(异口同声)

“啊这啊这”

“这这这”

“怎么办啊阿尔贝莱特”

“那只好问几个关于茶酱的秘密咯”

“我好兄弟最了解她家茶酱(媳妇)了”

“什么东西啊”

“你别乱磕,造谣我”
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“你真失败,叨叨”

“你个垃圾不配跟我们一起”

“我讨厌死你了”

“叨叨,快离开我们”

“叨叨,你怎么那么娇生惯养什么都不会啊”

“下次不叫你来帮我了”

“嘿,跟我走吧”

“他们都不愿意听你解释啊”

“你个虚假的!!!”

“我才不会相信你!”

“我要赶紧离开这里”

“这可怕的里世界”

“我一定中幻觉了”

“才会被拉进这里”
叨叨试探性走了几步

“怎么还鬼打墙了啊我靠”
在这里一个黑暗的地方,那是心里充满最肮脏的地方“里世界”
里面一切都是幻想,多疑的

“啧啧啧,我照样有办法离开这里!”
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