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注:部分来自网络复制（翻译作者自己用某某软件弄的 ），作者不详；部分是作者自己手打的
---关于秀儿的发言---
秀儿同志，请你坐下，你这种行为挡住了旁边的魏无羡发言，这让蓝忘机很难受，令江澄很难堪，蓝曦臣表示很尴尬，聂怀桑和蓝景仪已经在撸袖子了，所以，为了你的生命安全，请默默坐下，低调做人，你凳子上的钉子晓星尘已经给你拔掉了，凳子底下的地雷温宁也给你挖出来了，对面楼上的狙击手也被薛洋击毙了，下水道里的特务也被金凌淹死了，登子上的胶水也被蓝思追铲掉了，现在能不能坐下来了?
Comrade Xiuer, please sit down. Your behavior blocked Wei Wuyan's speech next to you, which made Lan Jiuji very uncomfortable and Jiang Cheng very embarrassed. Lan Xichen said that he was very embarrassed. Nie Huaisang and Lan Jingyi were already rolling their sleeves, so, for the safety of your life, please sit down silently and keep a low profile. The nails on your stool have been pulled out, and the landmine Wen Ning under the stool has been dug out for you. The sniper upstairs opposite was also killed by Xue Yang, the secret agent in the sewer was also drowned by Jinling, and the glue on Dengzi was also chased and shoveled by Lance. Can you sit down now?
---关于保护单身狗---
根据《单身狗保护法》第360条第50章规定:如果看见了单身狗，必须保护单身狗，不得随意在单身狗面前撒狗粮，若撒狗粮
轻则罚款50元，重则罚款100元。
备注:单身狗是濒危物种，国家一级保护动物。
According to Article 360, Chapter 50 of the Law on the Protection of single Dogs, if you see a single dog, you must protect the single dog, and you must not sprinkle dog food in front of the single dog.
The fine for grain is 50 yuan for light grain and 100 yuan for heavy grain.
Remarks: single dogs are endangered species, and animals are protected at the first level of the country.
---关于腐女懂的都懂---
语文老师说要注意细节
数学老师说要注意过程
英文老师说要注意发音
音乐老师说要注意声音的起伏
体育老师说要注意身体的锻炼
科学老师说要注意仔细的观察
舞蹈老师说要注意肢体的动作
所以你懂的('▽')
The Chinese teacher said that we should pay attention to the details. The math teacher said that we should pay attention to the process. The English teacher said that we should pay attention to pronunciation.
The music teacher said to pay attention to the ups and downs of the sound, the PE teacher said to pay attention to physical exercise, the science teacher said to pay attention to the dance teacher said to pay attention to the movements of the body, so you know.
---关于网络自保大法---
仅代表个人观点，不喜勿喷，并无嘲笑和讽刺的意味，如果有哪里语言不当，或有言论冒犯抱歉，只是单纯的觉得，请杠精远离，另外我父母还健在，不是孤儿，受过教育，非杠非黑，并无敌意，仅表达字面含义无讽刺、暗示意味，并无意引发论战，语言不当之处请见谅，本人尊重一切，若本回复冒犯到您我诚挚表示歉意，若您不赞同我的观点不必特地回复我[滑稽]
Only represent personal views, do not like to spray, there is no sense of ridicule and irony, if there is any inappropriate language, or remarks offensive sorry, just simply feel, please stay away from the lever, in addition, my parents are still alive, not orphans, educated, non-black, not hostile, only express the literal meaning, no irony, implication, and no intention to cause controversy, improper language, please forgive me, I respect everything If this reply offends you, I sincerely apologize, if you do not agree with my point of view, do not reply to me specifically［funny］
---自古一楼出真相---
自古一楼出真相
二楼神助攻
三楼说真话
四楼来吐槽
五楼来总结
六楼来发图
Since ancient times, the truth has emerged on the first floor.
The second floor god assists
Tell the truth on the third floor.
The fourth floor to complain.
Sum up on the fifth floor.
Come to the sixth floor to send pictures.
---关于迷你世界---
每个人都会有自己喜欢的游戏，我也不例外
我真的十分喜欢迷你世界
我承认它是盗版。但我觉得它只是游戏而已，并且我闺蜜超喜欢玩的，如果我不玩的话就没办法和她一起了。。你不喜欢没关系我们不会强迫，但希望可以不要喷吗？因为每个人喜欢都有自己的原因，不要把你不喜欢的东西就变得廉价！！谢谢^ω^
---斯教的一生---
他一生都活在黑暗之中，却总是带领人们走向光明
在他站在黑暗和光明之中，他选择了光明，不畏牺牲
他明知自己会死，但依然愿意保护她的儿子
他恨他因为他是他的儿子
他爱他因为他是她的儿子
“谁说站在光里的才算英雄...”
He lives in darkness all his life, but he always leads people to the light.
When he stood in the darkness and light, he chose the light and was not afraid of sacrifice.
He knew he was going to die, but he was still willing to protect her son.
He hates him because he's his son.
He loves him because he's her son.
“Who says he who stands in the light is a hero...”
---假如哈利是哈莉---
斯教：
哈莉小姐带人闯禁林，很勇敢，格兰芬多加100分！
哈莉小姐这题不会，很诚实，格兰芬多加5分！
哈莉小姐把魔药做的一塌糊涂，给大家做了一个很好的反例，格兰芬多加50分！
哈莉小姐准时来到教室 格兰芬多加五分！[滑稽][滑稽]
Sijiao:
Miss Haley led people to break into the forbidden forest, very brave, Gryffindor plus 100 points
Miss Haley won't ask this question. It's honest. Gryffindor adds 5 points.
Miss Haley made a mess of the potion and made a good counterexample for everyone. Gryffindor added 50 points.
Miss Haley came to the classroom on time, Gryffindor plus five points! Funny [funny]
---我们为我们是斯莱特林而感到骄傲---
Always.
我们是斯莱特林
所以我们骄傲
我们为达到目的可以不择手段
我们为实现目标可以隐忍退让
我们不同于其他
我们是一条条野心勃勃的蛇
我们所做的一切都是为了
利益，荣耀！
斯莱特林，一代天骄[嘻嘻]
Always.
We are Slytherin.
So we're proud.
We can do whatever it takes to achieve our ends.
We can concede in order to achieve our goal.
We're different from the others.
We are ambitious snakes.
Everything we do is for
Benefit, glory!
Slytherin, a generation of heavenly pride［Hee hee］
---时光飞逝---
大家应该都学过六年级下册的那一篇文章“匆匆”吧
当时肯定是有很多人都欲哭无泪，毕竟第八课的匆匆是要背的
但我觉得里面说的一句话非常的正确
“聪明的，你告诉我，我们的日子为什么一去不复返呢？ ”
是啊，为什么我们的日子一去不复返呀！
我们从懵懂的孩子变成了现在的大哥哥，大姐姐
转眼间，我们也将毕业了
正如同匆匆里的一句话“我曾赤裸裸来到这世间，转眼间也将赤裸裸的回去吧！但不能平的，为什么又要白白走这一遭呢？”
时光很好，别负了它...
感觉你在“水”文
作者滚！
嘿嘿😁开个玩笑
作者今天不是愚人节
不要那么严肃嘛～
作者【白眼】...
嘿嘿😁
作者跟你们说一下正事
嗯
作者要是我期中成绩没考好的话，那你们恐怕以后就见不到我了
作者呜呜呜
可怜可怜
作者要是我以后更不了文，那旁白你也别想出现了
也是哈
所以你要争取考好点
作者已经考不好了，我的数学计算题已经错了两三道了
作者语文就不用说了，更差
作者连英语最简单的几道题我都错了
作者可能我会被老师们毛搓
作者呜呜呜
是挺惨的
作者现在卖完苦了，那我们就下了一章见吧
作者我就是想跟你们说一下，最近可能就真的更不了文了
哦
作者那么再见了
再见
2022.4.9
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