水羊先生

汤某，字xx，口胡人也。少时有大痣，时人以为奇，或言之曰:“生子当如汤牛■!”山中野老，高尚士也，闻之，欣然往诣，乃见，曰：“问世间■为何物，吾只认xx二字。”当是时，名大躁。其父隶周祖帐下，性纯谨，甚亲任之。

地佑初，武宗召禁军诸校宴于红花楼，其父言某事，上喜而跳，赏赞有加，遣使会某于太清，咨某以当世之事。某论天下大事，言及古今鬼神、四海九州，若天水自流，鼎鸣争音，如星火燃夜，远竹破空。惹武宗频顾之，叹曰:“人生难得几回■!”赏千金半两，拜司马大将军。

一日，某观女戏，欲弃文从武，其父不许，怒问:“曾闻笔出盛世，可见枪下败儿?”某愀然，灼知苟殆，对曰:“无文不成■，无武■不成。”许之。

然从乡之教头执剑学艺，未期年成凶名，人称西虎大狼。召老弱病残之流，号五湖四海之师，欲问鼎中原，执天下牛耳。不日，兵临太清宫外，武宗惶恐，自缢于妃床。某入京。然久不称帝，亦不号王。在位三年，无所作为。相国斗胆夜问，遭宫刑，乃知某喜■■。某厌后宫之烦，而弃之离去，旧臣久寻未果，乃重扶先太子即位，号守兴。

某踪不可寻，杀命不除。欲知某之后事，请听下回分解。

续说某事，某出海游外，至东瀛扶桑不可知之地。某见异人，屮怪语，以为新奇，乃化名曰“山下小橘花”。因入武道，亦奇异人之刀剑，学剑圣门下徒司乐权加，人剑之法，蝶菊衫双流。然不慎伤己，挥刀自流。回中原。年老，不再慕武，拆名作水羊先生，居醉红小楼，大隐红尘世，避入青云中，世人不知知尔。

old:Come here， boy.

【A：What's up

【I have a good thing to show you.This is the one.

（Wow，This is really a very big gem.

【Yeah， isn't it beautiful?Now I can sell it to you.It only costs six million dollars.

【No， that's too expensive.I don't like it anymore.goodbye

（Wait， maybe your girlfriend will like it.Ma'am， come here.

【Oh， dear， what is this old man holding in his hand?

（A jewel.Dear.

（I like it， please buy it for me.

（See， this lady has a good eye.Yeah， you can take it home for six million dollars.

（Honey， I want this.

（No， it's too expensive. I can't afford it at all.

（If you don't buy it for me， we will break up.

（Suit yourself.

（All right， old man， I'm gonna marry you.

（Really? You're gonna marry me

（Yeah， you can be my husband.And you， my ex-boyfriend， you can be the witness.

（Well， I wish you happiness.