不带脏字怼人语

文案1、在没认识你之前，我还真没发现我有以貌取人这个毛病。

Before I met you, I didn't realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.

文案2、不要把自己想的那么厉害，你又不是韭菜盒子。

Don't think so much about yourself. You're not a leek box.

文案3、和我讲话之前麻烦你先刷个牙，因为你的嘴实在让人难以忍受。

Please brush your teeth before you talk to me, because your mouth is unbearable.

文案4、你能不能离我远点？你的出现影响了周围的景色。

Can you stay away from me? Your presence has affected the surrounding scenery.

文案5、如果有哪句话伤到你了，请你跟我说一下，我再跟你讲一遍。

If any words hurt you, please tell me and I'll tell you again.

文案6、不需要你理解，你要做的只有闭嘴。

You don't need to understand. All you have to do is shut up.

文案7、别人是金子总会发光，而你是玻璃渣子一直发光。

Others are always shining gold, and you are always shining glass slag.

文案8、脑子是个好东西，可惜你没有。

Brain is a good thing, but you don't have it.

文案9、听说你最近认二郎神当主人了？

I heard that you have recognized Erlang God as the master recently?

文案10、你看你的眼睛，不仔细看，真的看不出来你有眼睛。

If you look at your eyes, if you don't look carefully, you really can't see that you have eyes.

文案11、你是怎么保养的？可以把皮肤保养的这么厚。

How do you maintain it? You can keep your skin so thick.

文案12、你脑袋里什么都没有不要紧，关键是不要让你的脑袋进水。

It doesn't matter if there's nothing in your head. The key is not to let your head water.

文案13、你长得真好看，真想把你的照片放在我的床头，可以用来驱鬼。

You look so good. I really want to put your picture at the head of my bed, which can be used to exorcise ghosts.

文案14、饭可以乱吃，但话不能乱讲，毕竟我的巴掌可不是跟你闹着玩的。

Food can be eaten, but words can't be spoken. After all, my slap is not for fun with you.

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