(原来是虚拟主播shoto!)
我:“shoto!”
shoto:“Huh? Do you know me?(嗯?你认识我?)
我:“是的…(紧急切换)Yes, I watched your live broadcast!(是的,我看过你的直播!)
shoto:“So, what's your name, this teenager?(那么,这位少年,你的名字是?)
(你刚准备说出你的名字时,警车的声音传过来了)
我:“Oh! No, what should I do if your fans call the police?(噢!不,你的粉丝报的警,怎么办呢?)
“Go into my room!(进我的房间里去!)”shoto说到。
(1.听从指挥) (2.随心而动)
(为毛还有选项啊?!)
shoto:“It's too late! Take off your coat!(来不及了!脱掉上衣!)
我:“诶!!!什么!等…等等!”
(shoto脱掉了你的上衣,并把你压在身下)
(不一会,门被撞开了)
警察:“虚拟主播31518号!怎么直播间停了?!”
翻译:“Virtual Anchor No. 31518! Why did the live broadcast room stop?!”
shoto:“Didn't you see it? I'm enjoying delicious food.(没看到吗?我在享用美食啊。)(生气,不爽)
警察:“Okay, save some energy!(行吧,节约点精力啊!)”
(警察走了)
我:“Well, can you let me go? Shoto?(唔~可以放开我了吗?shoto?)”
shoto:“No, you haven't said your name yet~(不行,你还没说你的名字~)
我:“OK, OK! My name is MengCi,So, please don't get so close to me, sir.”(……所以,请不要靠我那么近,先生.)
shoto:“OK, but I can't buy tickets now, do you know?(好的,不过现在已经买不到票了,你知道的吧?)
我:“Oh, I know, but I don't have a place to go now...”(哦,我知道的,不过我现在没有去处……)
shoto:“Well, what else can I do? Let's live in my house first.”(好吧,我还能怎么办呢?先在我家里住下吧。)
我:“OK! Thank you very much! Thank you~(好的!十分感激!谢谢~)
shoto:“Now, go take a shower and wait for me in bed. I can't wait to eat you~”(现在,去洗个澡,乖乖在床上等我,我已经迫不及待想把你吃掉了~)(舔舌)
(我的脸红了起来)