1、生命力顽强的种子，从不对瘠土唱诅咒的歌。
the seed with tenacious vitality never sings a curse song to the barren soil.
2、三言两语，安慰自己，冷言冷语，坚持自己！
a few words, comfort yourself, sneer, stick to yourself!
3、没有谁离不开谁，地球没有谁都一样转。
no one can't live without anyone. the earth doesn't revolve like everyone else.
4、人生那么短，我凭什么委屈自己给你脸。
life is so short, why should i wronged myself to give you face.
5、我是硼，有点红，论起电子我很穷。
i'm boron, a little red. i'm poor when it comes to electronics.
6、头发到底是漂染，还是不染。
whether the hair is dyed or not.
7、结婚的日子我已经定好了，现在就差定新郎了！
i've fixed the wedding day, and now i'll send the groom!
8、英雄不问出处，恋爱找我速度。
heroes don't ask the source, love finds me fast.
9、我曾经也瘦过，想起这些就心酸。
i used to be thin, and i feel sad when i think of it.
10、生气归生气，又不是不喜欢你。
it's not that i don't like you.
11、脑残不可怕，可怕的是脑残志坚！
brain disability is not terrible. what's terrible is that brain disability is determined!
12、那些笑话我的人，会成为我最大的笑话。
those who laugh at me will become my biggest joke.
13、谦逊以增加闪避，韧性以扩展mp。
humility to increase dodge, toughness to expand mp.
14、现在的我你爱搭不理，将来的我你高攀不起。
you love to ignore me now, and you can't stand me in the future.
15、愿成大学霸，文理全不怕。
willing to become a university bully, arts and sciences are not afraid.
16、冰块握久了，就连泼杯凉水都会觉得温暖。
after holding the ice for a long time, even pouring a glass of cold water will feel warm.
17、你不是人造革，你是真皮。
you're not artificial leather, you're real leather.
18、我又不脆弱，何况那算什么伤。
i'm not vulnerable, not to mention what kind of injury it is.
19、我是虚拟存钱罐，你可以把多余的钱存在我这里。
i'm a virtual piggy bank. you can save the extra money with me.
20、对你无话可说，就想抱上你二十四小时。
i have nothing to say to you. i just want to hold you for 24 hours.
21、我人都让你占了，嘴就不要和他一般见识了。
you've taken over all of us, so don't talk to him.
22、但愿每次回忆，对生活都不感到负疚。
i hope every time i recall, i don't feel guilty about life.
23、单身千万别吃巧克力，因为狗吃巧克力会死！
never eat chocolate when you are single, because dogs will die if they eat chocolate!
24、有人恋爱，有人出轨，有人从头寡到尾。
some people fall in love, some cheat, some are widowed from beginning to end.
25、古人云，鲜花插在牛粪上，是因为牛粪养料极高。
the ancients said that the reason why flowers are inserted in cow dung is that the nourishment of cow dung is very high.
26、用我三生烟火，换你一世迷离。
give me three fireworks in exchange for your lifelong confusion.
27、哆啦a梦掐指一算，发现自己没有手指。
doraemon pinched his fingers and found that he had no fingers.
28、今天也认真呼吸了，得买点什么犒劳一下自己。
i'm breathing hard today. i have to buy something to reward myself.
29、天气好热，好想被打回冷宫。
it's so hot that i want to be beaten back to the cold palace.
30、人丑心不丑，心丑脸压着。
people are ugly, heart is not ugly, heart is ugly, face is pressed.
31、脱了裤子干天空，我x这世界！
take off your pants and dry the sky, i x the world!
32、越是在乎的人，你就越是猜不透。
the more people you care about, the more you can't guess.
33、学霸们差不多得了，别考的太脱离群众。
xueba people almost got it. don't be too divorced from the masses.
34、宁可孤独，也不违心，宁可抱怨，也不将就。
i'd rather be lonely than against my heart. i'd rather complain than make do with it.
35、红色的玫瑰凋落在土地，化作你天堂的嫁衣。
the red roses wither on the land and turn into your wedding dress in heaven.
36、我本百毒不侵，你却万毒俱全。
i was immune to all kinds of poisons, but you have all kinds of poisons.
37、没死，就不要把自己当废物。
if you're not dead, don't treat yourself as waste.
38、你是我命中注定的，当我看到你就想拥有你。
you are my destiny. when i see you, i want to have you.
39、我的卡保大不保小，随你刷。
whether my card is big or small is up to you.
40、下辈子我要做个男人，娶个像我这么好的女人。
in my next life, i want to be a man and marry a good woman like me.
41、世间最美好的不过就是好山，好水及好景。
the best things in the world are good mountains, good water and good scenery.
42、勃起不是万能的，但不能勃起却是万万都不能的！
erection is not omnipotent, but you can't have an erection!
43、想为你天荒地老，可如今却已陌路殊途。
i want to live forever for you, but now i'm a stranger.
44、对你微笑纯属礼貌，给你脸了你就得要。
it's polite to smile at you. if you give you a face, you have to ask for it.
45、我发起脾气来，自己都害怕，怕别人打我。
when i lose my temper, i am afraid that others will beat me.
46、lol我一路种下蘑菇，只为让你知道回家的路。
lol, i planted mushrooms all the way just to let you know the way home.
47、今晚月色可真好，想吃麦辣鸡腿堡。
it's a nice moonlight tonight. i want to eat spicy chicken leg fort.
48、就这样慢慢的长大，日子就这样一天天把我抛弃。
i grew up slowly like this, and the days abandoned me day by day.
49、昏迷，为什么会有明星出现在我的pyq！
coma, why do stars appear in my pyq!
50、别在我的坟前哭，弄脏了我轮回的路。
don't cry in front of my grave, which will stain my way of reincarnation.
51、人不可貌相，小三不可斗量。
you can't judge a man by his appearance, and you can't measure a junior.
52、我不要的东西，再好也是垃圾。
what i don't want is rubbish no matter how good it is.
53、我并不胖。按照我的体重我只是稍微矮了一点。
i'm not fat. according to my weight, i'm just a little shorter.
54、可不可以，在我想你的时候，你也能偶尔想起我。
can you think of me occasionally when i miss you.
55、三分轻狂，七分收藏，才能立于不败之地。
only three points of frivolity and seven points of collection can we remain invincible.
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