Funny English

Unit 1

How do we get there？

The first method: first turn left, then take a path, and finally take the bus for five hours. The second method: first take a taxi for two hours, then take the path for one hour, then take the light rail for five hours, and finally take a taxi for six hours.

Is there any easier way? I have to get there quickly, or it will be over.

Maybe not, but who knows, there should be, but I don't know, because I don't know very well.

What should I do? I'm in a hurry, but now I can only apply to go later. Is there really no easier way? Why don't you remember it well? Now, we can go there later.

Unit 2

Ways to go to the cinema.

Turn left and then right, take the main road and the small road. Finally, walk around the hospital nine times.

How do I get to the popcorn shop? I really want that.

Well, it's a little far. However, I'll tell you now: first walk from your home to the nearest red light intersection, then turn left to the museum, then walk 500 meters to the southwest of the museum to the cinema, then walk 1000 meters to the southeast of the cinema to Fenglin building, and finally to the right of Fenglin building.

Unit 3

Preview before class

What textbooks are you going to preview？

I think I should preview Chinese, mathematics, English, science, geography, politics, history, biology, physics, chemistry and sports.There are also some extracurricular textbooks. The reason why I preview so many is because I think I can surpass others and become the first only if I work harder. In this way, I will feel honored and meet my vanity. I will use the power of vanity to make myself stronger and cannot be easily defeated. In this way, I will have light on my face.

Uith 4

With what vehicle.

I don't know, but I want to take a bus. Taxis are also good, but buses are more fragrant, but private cars are also indispensable. Hey, the subway can't be forgotten. However, light rail is also fragrant, and trucks are OK. In fact, I don't dislike it, but tractors are also OK. The police car is a little nervous. But I'm also afraid.

Let's take the bus and save some money, or we'll be miserable if we don't have money back.

Unit 5

Where are you going？

It's good to go anywhere. Anyway, I play everywhere. I don't object to your choice. Go wherever you say. I'm meaningless. It's up to you.

Unit 6

What would you like to eat?

I don't know. I decided not to eat or drink anyway.