第零章 穿越吧！松饼小队！

OMG

no kidding! Your voice is deafening me! Geore！ (说真的！你的声音让我的耳朵都快要聋了！Geore！)

oh！sorry！

I won anyway(不管怎么样我还是赢了)

OK, let's talk about the next things, such as not rebuilding those damn iron puppets, and where did you get so much iron and pumpkin?(好的，让我们谈谈接下来的事情，比如不建造那些该死的铁傀儡，你从哪里得到这么多的铁和南瓜？)

oh！

Let's go back to the main world first(我们先返回主世界再说吧)

what？

OMG！

What's up dream？

My computer.！(我的电脑！)

？？？

Calm down! Dream, tell me what happened!?(冷静下来！dream，说一说发生了什么！？)

My computer is shaking! Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! It's flying! (我的电脑在晃动！啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！它飞起来了！)

噗！

hahahahahaha！

Are you kidding me?

How is this possible? dream！ You're afraid it's not because Geroge's scream shook his head and caused hallucinations!(这怎么可能？dream，你怕不是因为George的尖叫声给震出脑震荡从而从而产生幻觉吧)

No！

It's true! Help me!(这是真的！救我！)

你们好！咳咳！我是说hello

wt

WTF！

hello！

I'm the system! My name is Gao Jing, because George's shouting is too big, which leads to the refinement of the computer, which makes you cross(我是系统！我叫高层京，由于George因为喊叫太大导致了电脑成精，从而让你们穿越了)

f**k

sorry

but

The rest of you also shouted. Although George shouted the loudest, the rest of you also had a loud voice, so the computer had the ability to let people through(你们其他人也喊了，George虽然喊的是最大声，但是由于你们其他人的声音也很大，所以让电脑拥有了让人穿越的能力)

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okok

You'll travel through fantasy next(你们接下来会穿越幻想乡)

I seem to have heard of it, but I don't know exactly

what？

what？Sorry, I don't know.

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Oh！I know！

A game made by a Japanese seems to be called Oriental project(一个日本人弄的一个一款游戏好像叫东方project)

So this is a game?

yes

OK！Let's go!