欧洲三角恋

注：本章应该基本上都会用外语说话

注：作者的历史很拉，如果有什么地方不对的话，望指出

Good morning ladies and gentlemen.My name is United Kingdom But are the people always call me John(I not know why＝（)

I have a girl friend（？）Her （？）name is France

（At first the writer want to let her to say something about the writer can't write and say France so she let me to see that）

I don't know what to do that，Maybe she is a SB

（When I didn't say）

We have more than one hundred children like，America，Canada，And so on

But！

One day， Germany called Italy and Japan. Pull the whole world to do things together

Then the whole world called back and forth

France was defeated.

Though I dont know why and they get together

（G：Das ist mein vater, nicht ich！）

青寒（作者）注：上面那句话译为那是我爹，不是我

When the author doesn't exist, thanks

A few days later， We often laugh at her（？）＝D

And then they had children

Her name is EU. But the EU is a large collective with 27 countries

I don't like her. So I met Teo

花絮

200多年前

AmericaD……

JohnDo you want to say dad？Say dad

Americadie！

John？

Americadominate！

John？？

AmericaDestruction.Dominattention.

John？？？

高卢good

花絮中的花絮

John叫爸爸

America叫啥

John爸爸

America唉

John你tm

高卢汝有疾否？