赛小岚“说起来你们可能不信,我他娘的身为一个主角,我尼玛就这么的死了”
赛小岚“你们见过第二季刚开始主角就被刀的吗”
↑刚用浴火重生复活的某人
赛小岚“我就他奶奶的被刀掉了!我不应该那么弱吧?这作品好歹说我是凤帝诶!我还没当上凤帝就把我刀了!”
星.“我懒,我弃坑,怪我咯?”
赛小岚“不带这么玩的好不好?”
星.“我觉得挺好玩的”
赛小岚“……我真是服了你这个老六了!”
星.“哎呀呀呀~就算我是老六又咋了?但是你又打不到我!我可是有权利把你写死哒~况且我还给你搞封面了,看看隔壁小号的暗冰火影,更到第十四章连个好看的封面都没有,你知足吧”(抄起板砖)
赛小岚“你当我怕你的板砖?我可不怕,就算你把我打死了,我还有浴火重生做保障!”(自信)
星.“哦,这样啊!那我就把你浴火重生给撤了”
赛小岚“玩不起是不是?”
星.“你咋知道?”
……
赛小岚不禁用英语口吐芬芳
赛小岚“Screw you. You fucking play dirty with me, don't you? You this old six, just can't afford to play! ”(译:我去你大爷的!你他奶奶的跟我玩阴的是不是?你这个老六,就是玩不起嘛!)
星.“I just can't afford it. What? Playing yin is also what I am good at, you are just a baby that I was going to cut off, just don't want to write a knife in advance ~ ”(译:我就是玩不起怎么着?玩阴的也是我擅长的,你只是我本来就要刀掉的娃子,只是不想写提前刀掉而已啦~)
赛小岚“I'm really convinced. Then why are you bringing me back to life now? Do you think I've been falling dust here? ”(译:我真的是服了,那你现在干嘛让我用浴火重生复活?是不是嫌我这里一直在落灰?)
星.“Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! You got it right! That's smart. That's the first kid I've ever cut! ”(译:耶比耶比!你答对啦!真聪明,不愧是我刀掉的第一个崽子!)
赛小岚“And you fucking admitted it! Just admit that looking at me here is not good, cut me off in advance, and then send ash, now just let me active. ”(译:你他娘的还承认了!!!就是承认看着我这里不爽提前把我刀掉然后发着落灰,现在只是让我活跃一下……)
星.“真聪明~不愧是我的崽”