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A先生和F小姐

一,我手机有一堆软件,我不用放着,哎,就是玩

I have a lot of software on my mobile phone, so I don't have to play it, hey, just play it.

二,虽然我有零食袋,但是我不吃,哎,就是玩

Although I have a snack bag, I don't eat, hey, just play.

三,有导航我不用,我来回转圈,哎,就是玩

I don't need to navigate, I circle back and forth, hey, just play

四,心情好画化了个妆,但我就不出门,哎,就是玩儿

I am in a good mood and put on makeup, but I don't go out, hey, just play.

五,生病了我就是不去医院,我在家硬撑,哎,就是玩

I just don't go to the hospital when I'm sick. I stay at home and play.

六,我能考满分,我就交白卷,哎,就是玩

If I can get full marks, I'll hand in a blank paper, alas, just for fun

七,有床我不睡,我睡地板,哎,就是玩

I don't sleep when I have a bed, I sleep on the floor, hey, just play.

八,光溜的大道我不走,我就往电线杆子上撞,哎,就是玩

If I don't leave the slippery road, I will bump into the telephone pole. Hey, just play.

九,有病我不治,我就病着,哎,就是玩儿

If I'm sick, I'll be sick, hey, just for fun

十,困了不睡,我就熬着,哎,就是玩儿

If I am sleepy and don't sleep, I will endure, hey, just play.

十一,有饭我不吃,我就饿着,哎,就是玩儿

If I don't eat rice, I will be hungry, alas, just for fun

十二,醒了我不起,我就躺着,哎,就是玩儿

I can't wake up, so I just lie down, hey, just playing.

十三,对象发信息就不回,我就晾着,哎,就是玩儿

If the object sends a message, it will not be returned, so I will hang it out, hey, just for fun

十四,有钱我不要,我就穷着,哎,就是玩儿

I don't want money, I'm poor, hey, just for fun

十五,有导航我不看,我就瞎走,哎,就是玩儿

If I don't watch the navigation, I will walk blindly, alas, just for fun

十六,有气我不喘,我就憋着,哎,就是玩儿

If I don't breathe, I'll hold it, hey, just for fun

十七,头发油了我就不洗,就让它油着,哎,就是玩儿

I don't wash my hair if it is oily, just let it be oily, hey, just for fun

十八,打王者我就不动,我就挂机,哎,就是玩

I won't move when I play the king, I will hang up, hey, just play

十九,我有班我不上,留着摸鱼,哎,就是玩儿

I don't have a class, I save it for fishing, hey, just for fun

二十,买皮肤不会的英雄我也买,哎,就是玩儿

I also buy heroes who can't buy skin, hey, just for fun

二十一,有电动车我不骑,我扛回去,哎,就是玩儿

I don't ride an electric car, I carry it back, hey, just for fun

二十二,你劝我喝酒我不喝,我还倒满,我闻味,哎,就是玩儿

You advised me to drink, I don't drink, I still fill it up, I smell it, hey, just for fun

二十三,去酒吧不蹦迪不喝酒,就吃果盘,哎,就是玩儿

Go to the bar, don't

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