
hey whatsup 是我hehe

啊没错

今天是番外篇

但是首先要感谢松饼售卖部 :D


只可惜不能评论但还是要谢谢你呀 :'D
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*讨论剧情中*
so剧情怎样?


dunno,可是导演讲刀比糖多
也ok啦...我不是很会演糖啦...


这样的话不就是DNF、SkepHalo、RivalsTWT、Karlnap 还有其他那些咯
Technodream!#我站的CP##我站的CP#
我感觉还有更多CP勒


对咯比如 Lau X Loo
.-.


'-'

/kill LeeCN
wtf!!!!


还有 LeeCN x GanYX
uhm...

我觉得还是叫 katana trio 比较好吧...


hmm... ok咯
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katana trio 成员:
LeeCN、LauZH、GanYX
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可是没有记错的话好像还有N00b Squad leader team 的勒...
哦对吼! 我和芷希是N00b Squad leader 吗对不对?


ya
我突然想到还有一个group 勒


什么group名字?
好像是叫 quads child


这个名字好像有印象...

对咯

哦, 是不是有4个人的!!

欸对哦不就是我们4个!!

好像是勒!!

是不是有 NoobTheHost、Death_Leaf、LeeZY_F0X 和 Aqua_water

yes!!! :D

失散多年的 quads child 终于回来了!!! :DD
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*behind the door*

hey dumb bacon!

I'm not a dumb bacon you homeless man

*戳中雷点*

you don't have a girlfriend yet!!

*雷点被戳中*

DIE!!!!

you die first pig
oh yeah~~ let the war begain!!!! >:D


*望向某小屁孩*

looks like we can kill someone first >:)
wait wait wait wait what?!

N0!!! I'M THE AUTHOR, I CAN CONTROLL THE BOOK!!


you can't, shut the fuck up and die now!!!!
HEY!!! LANGUAGE GUYS!!!


... ... ...
bad!! :DD


aww hi skep *hugs*
AHH fuck not again lol


language
heh stupid bitch, you have George, remember?


Language...
you fucking pig, where is ur girlfriend?


LANGUAGE....
where's groege you bitch?


I SAID LANGUAGE!! ARE YOU GUYS IGNORING ME?!
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此时skeppy:
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ugh guys, what just happened?

nothing happened, cute muffin :)

uhm... btw guys let's see what is noob squad doing ok?

ok but later we will kill you

ok, sure!
*大声喊* HEY!!! WHAT'S UP GUYS!! >:D


...

shut up!!!!!
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*回到noob squad 视角

外面zomok 这么吵的

不懂wor

去看看发生什么事?

no

那好武器先

why??

等他们自己进来

ok
*拿菜刀

*拿斧头

*拿伸缩刀

*拿匕首

*拿木棍

*拿羽球拍

*拿武士刀

*拿三叉戟


*全员以切换成战斗模式*
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门外视角:

heh? why is it quiet now??

I don't know but we need to be more carefull

I just wanna know who's inside

ye me too

uhm... so let's go in?
*comes out*

what are you guys doing?


nothing sis, just planning to go in

ok :)

(but be careful)

btw who is gonna open the door?

let Skeppy open the door

why me ;-;

no reason, just go
Skeppy 战战兢兢地走到门前,一股强大的杀气从里面传来。这股杀气世Skeppy 更加的害怕,并且更加好奇里面是什么东西释放着自己从未见过的杀气。后面的人也很紧张,像是L'maburg战争一样, 不能放松警惕。另一半的小孩们已经拿好武器进入战争模式, 也丝毫没有放松警惕的意思。Skeppy 很犹豫, 到底要打开还是不打开这扇门...一边是朋友们催促着自己开门, 一边是担心着自己与朋友们的安危而陷入了危机。就在此时, technopig [我故意的] 不耐烦了, 他太像知道里面是什么?为什么会散发这么强劲的杀气? 他不顾一切打开门闯了进去, 却不知,一场意外即将发生...
就在technoblade 踏进门口时, 一把斧头从下面攻击, 然而technoblade并没有察觉到, 小腿被斧头割伤了

HEH!???

Techno are you ok?

it's just a wound, I'm ok

and... they are stronger than they look, be careful
next to enter: Skeppy

WTF!! N0!!!

just go, don't ask

... alright alright fine..

*goes in*

*被一根木棍打中腹部*

WTF GUYS HELP!!
门外的人默默地看着此场景后默默地关上了门, 因为听说Skeppy 怕他们 [look back at the first one] 所以才这么做

wait... they are invisible
Skeppy没猜错,那群人喝了隐形药水
一把匕首与他擦肩而过,差点刺中他
就在此时,隐形药水的药效消失了
Skeppy 与他们四目相对
有的躲在天花板上、桌子底下,书橱后面、还有四位躲在Skeppy 后面
Skeppy 背后凉凉的, 往后一看

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello Skep

do you remember us?

if yes...

THEN DIE!!!!!
SKEPPY was slain by quads child
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门外:

hey why is it so quiet?

yeah, is there something wrong?
ugh.. I'll go in and take a look then

next to enter: Dream

*goes in*

*saw the scenes*

oh my god :0
dream 看到了如此"血腥"的场面
没错, Skeppy 被里面的人打死了 XD

又来一个?

杀掉咯

少一个感觉都没有差别的

ya

then?

杀掉啦

留着都没用

也对
我先来

一支三叉戟以风驰电掣的速度飞向Dream。dream很幸运的躲过了三叉戟的攻击, 同时也被 Lau的刀柄砸中头部。永晟趁机会用斧头砍向Dream的致命点
Dream was slain by Dirt_block

Y00000000!!!!

yes!! Dream SMP 其中一个最强的人被我们干掉了!!!
?

LETS GO!!!!! >:D
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门外:

....

should Sap go in?

I'm gonna go in :D

k, then go
next to enter: Sapnap

*goes in*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!!!!!!!!!!!!! help!!!!
--
sapnap was slain by Fawn_isidiot
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门外:
...


..
.


so who next?

technoblade never dies so...

B-bad, what are you gonna do to me..?
*注意*其实techno 超怕Bad 的, 不相信的话上Google 或 YT 找

just go in ^-^

okok
Techno POV: heh, they don't know I got whiter sculls and soul sand

*goes in*

HAHA!! LET'S FIGHT!!

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!!

*making whiter*

... not enough sculls
... ... ... ...

*全员开始追杀Techno*


HEH!!??
--
Technoblade was slain by n00b Squad
--

........
......

s-so what now


I don't know badYOU

just wait till the battle starts
门开了, 一位身穿宽松运动服的男生走了出来, 手里还拿着一把沾满血的羽球拍。他二话不说直接把某屁孩拉进去.. 随后, 一阵阵惨叫声从里面传来, 没人知道里面发生了什么, 也没有人成功从里面活着走出来...
惨叫声结束, 这次是一位短发女孩出来。她把拿着沾满血的匕首藏在了身后, 虽然 Bad 没有察觉到, 但他知道这人并不是好人
那位女孩只是冷冷地对他说了一句话就回到那个房间里了

go in now, someone want's to see you for the last tme

last time....

who????

TELL ME PLEASE!!!
...

you know him

bad走了进去。眼前的景象除了红色还有黑色和......蓝色??

Skeppy is that you?
<to be continued>
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yeeeeees!!!!! 番外篇1写完了
有够刀

杀人好爽

yes


btw it hurts lol

wait... it hurts???

it's fake blood techno

wait... it is???
NO, it's real blood


now I'm gonna go to the hospital

ok so who am I gonna trust???

ok, so sap and dream are using fake blood, you and skep are using real blood

true :)

XD

bruh XDDD
btw technoblade "never" dies dies

so it will be technoblade dies once right?


oh ok and bye!!

see you at the next chapter!
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