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桑桑十四，想请你在夏天吃个饭，不是夏天也行，不吃饭也行，不是你不太行。 I want to invite you to have a meal in summer, either in summer or without eating, not that you are not good at it.

苏苏十五，听说没对象的夏天是太热了 那我想过夏天了。 I heard that it is too hot in summer without a partner, so I thought about summer.

桑桑十六，种自己的花，爱自己的宇宙，二缺一有人来么。 Plant your own flowers, love your own universe, and no one will come

苏苏十七，在等一棵歪脖子树荡秋千。 Waiting for a crooked neck tree to swing.

桑桑十八，希望你是我的第二杯半价。 I hope you are my second half price.

苏苏十九，希望我的奇奇怪怪能成为某个人眼里的可可爱爱。 I hope my strangeness can become cocoa love in someone's eyes.

桑桑二十，想喝南瓜杏仁粥不要瓜，不要杏，不要粥，要南仁。No melon, no apricot, no porridge, no pumpkin and almond.

苏苏二十一，我不想听网易云了，我想听你的呻吟，对不起打错了，是我想听你声音。I don't want to listen to netease cloud, I want to listen to your groans, sorry for the wrong number, I want to listen to your voice.

桑桑二十二，你慢慢考虑，错过了我这个村儿，还有我开的店，还有我开的连锁店，还有我摆的地摊。You take your time. You missed my village, and my store, and my chain store, and my street stall.

苏苏二十三，大家好，我在创业，能不能让你身边的帅哥，扫一下我的二维码，支持一下我的爱情事业。Everyone is good, I am starting a business, can you let the handsome boy beside you, scan my TWO-DIMENSIONAL code, support my love career.

桑桑我应该不是想恋爱，可能只是想找个我喜欢的身体抱着睡觉，一起吃饭，有个精神寄托，仅此而已。I should not want to be in love, maybe just want to find a body I like to sleep, eat together, have a spiritual sustenance, nothing more.

苏苏二十五，昨天晚上梦见一个老头用绳子绑我，我就打了他一顿，他说再也不敢了，我这才停手问他叫什么，他说他叫月老。Last night I dreamed an old man tied me with a rope, I beat him, he said no more, I stopped and asked him what his name, he said he was joking.

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