Most fortunate in my life two things, one is finally the time I love you exhausted. One a long time ago that one day I met you.
我一生中最幸运的两件事,一件是时间终于将我对你的爱消耗殆尽。一件是很久很久以前有一天,我遇见你。

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Do you really know those people in Deyun Society?(你真的认识德云社那些人吗?)

Uh-huh, I just haven't seen you for a long time(嗯哼,只是好久都没见到了)

Wow, honey, please get me the signature of Wang Jiu long and monk Jiu xi(哇塞,那亲爱的,麻烦帮我拿到王九龙和尚九熙的签名呗)

no problem(没问题)
辞芗挂掉了电话,微笑随即消失,她上了公交车,下车后,一路小跑的来到一条小巷,里面空无一人

怎么回事,男配这个时候不应该是受伤在着的吗?!剧情……
辞芗在片刻的慌乱后,走进了小巷中,虽然一场大雨冲刷了痕迹,但是经过系统强化后的辞芗还是闻到了淡淡的xue腥味

有人来过了,女主吗…
辞芗立刻掏出手机,向Yankee打去电话

Where are you now?(你现在在哪呢?)

What's the matter? You're going to sign it so soon? !(怎么了? 你怎么快就要到签名了?!)

I missed you~(我想你了嘛~)

I'm sorry, honey. I'm working and I can't leave(我很抱歉,亲爱的,我在工作,走不开 )
听到着的辞芗放下了心,假装很伤心

Well, cheer up. I'll go to work, too(好吧,那你加油吧,我也去工作了)

摆bai~
电话那头的Yankee用蹩脚的中文道别后,辞芗思考片刻,打车去了德云剧场

(可能是男配自己走了吧,我一定要把他收进后宫!)
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在转第4辆车的时候,小鬼无法无视在他身旁一直吃东西的颜沁

那啥,你一直跟着我干什么?

我不认识路

你要去哪?
在小鬼说完这句话的时候,颜沁的眼中闪过一道精光,在颜沁神识中的系统默默的为小鬼祈福

(可怜的孩子,都怪我)

(就等你这句话)

我不知道,我没钱了,也没找到工作,最后一点钱昨天住房间用完了
颜沁边说着,在小鬼看不见的地方,掐了自己一下,挤出了几滴眼泪

我……
看着眼前泪光闪烁,一幅可怜样的颜沁,小鬼说不出拒绝的话

你帮过我,我试试能不能帮你找一份工作吧

恭喜执行人:颜沁完成主线任务『生源』,获得10万人民币

奥斯卡欠你个小金人…

(一般一般,世界第三)

你拿学来的?
听到这个问题,颜沁身体一怔,而后又漫不经心的玩着头发

(逼着逼着,就会了)
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“现在这个情况,就很尴尬,非常尴尬”
“这位是?”
“我朋友”
“二次元的吗?好可爱”
“电,火,水代表着什么呢??”
“得,我知道了,又有任务”