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7.反派的绝望之日。

MC:怪物学院(已完结)
notch
notch

(走了)

Him
Him

无聊...

貔

(出现)这不创世神大人吗,怎么在这种环境里。(略有讽刺)

Him
Him

(平静)哥让我在这休息。

貔

我是反派耶大哥,你要不要这么平静?

Him
Him

哦。

貔

我B一一一

Him
Him

幼稚。

貔

你!我!

系统提示:反派已被气死。

Him
Him

......

貔

旁白你找死啊!!!

......正文......

貔

咳,Him,我是来挑战你的。

Him
Him

不接。

貔

凭什么!

Him
Him

不想和你打。

貔

???

Him
Him

哥会说我。

貔

......

貔

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!

系统提示:反派已被气疯。

貔

旁白!

天(主作者)
天(主作者)

能好好演不!!!

貔

能,那个旁白....

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貔

这可由不得你。(召唤长剑)

Him
Him

哦。

貔

......

貔

(剌去)

Him
Him

(打飞)

貔

???

Him
Him

我现在是封印期,不想打。

貔

正合我意。(施法)

周围出现烟雾,平常这对Him放和没放一样,但现在没有法力。

Him
Him

没开灯这是?

貔

我你B一一一

Him
Him

正常点,别和个疯子一样。

貔

......

Him
Him

不说话就默认了。

貔

大哥你直男癌晚期了吧?

Him
Him

我不认识你。(才怪)

貔

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!

系统提示:这次反派真被气死了。

貔

旁白!!!!

Him
Him

......

......这次真的是正文......

Him
Him

咳咳咳...

Him
Him

这什么鬼...雾霾?

貔

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!

系统提示:反派又双叒叕被气死了。

貔

gun!

......真•正文......

貔

(背后出现)

Him
Him

(开灯)

貔

wc什么玩意!(吓了一跳)

Him
Him

......

......正文(相信我)......

Him
Him

(挡住)

貔

这是分身哦~(消失)

Him
Him

一个毛病...(小声)

貔

本体在这!(在正前出现)

Him
Him

(躲)

貔

???(撞墙)

Him
Him

眼睛有病?

貔

(积累伤害10000点)

notch
notch

Him?(开门)

貔

(带Him瞬移)

Him
Him

???(消失)

notch
notch

Him被拐了?

良久以后...

notch
notch

我艹Him被拐了!

Him表示:这是亲哥。2

段评

这漫长的反射弧……

notch
notch

gun!

屁这里...

貔

我这是貔!

发音不一样?

貔

B一一一

......正文......

貔

(把Him五花大绑)

Him
Him

没绑紧!

貔

哦哦哦,抱歉。

......

可怜一屁。

貔

gun!

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????

貔

哼哼,没有法力,你就什么不是。

Him
Him

你用了25分36秒钟还没打败我。

貔

不要在意那些细节啦。

Him
Him

......

正文。(懒得拉线)

貔

你服从我,我可以考虑让你当我的宠物。

Him
Him

我比你高。

貔

怎么滴!1米8了不起是不!

Him
Him

比你强。

貔

B一一一

正文....

貔

不服从?一会有你好受的。

Him
Him

哦。

貔

你要不要这么平静啊!!!!

Him
Him

(平静如水)

屁,你能好好演不!要累死。

貔

gun!

有本事你拉线!

貔

我拉就我拉。

貔

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貔

给你十秒时间考虑。

貔

10...9...

Him
Him

1。

貔

(心里:啊啊啊~要死要死)

notch
notch

(乱入)苦了这孩子了...

貔

滚啊!

貔

正文。

怎么不打全啊?累了?

貔

累...

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貔

不说话是吧。

Him
Him

耳朵也有问题...这人八成废了...

貔

......

正文正文。

貔

(拿出鞭子)

Him
Him

好低级...

貔

......

貔

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊~(已疯)

系统提示:反派又双叒叕叕疯了。

貔

哥!算我求你了!别说话了行不?

Him
Him

我不认识你。(才怪)

貔

我是貔,认识了吧。

Him
Him

记不住。(演的)

貔

啊啊啊啊啊啊~~

Him
Him

你这鞭子打没伤害。(召唤创世之稿)

貔

???

Him
Him

(在自己身上划了“一”个口子)

貔

咦~太血腥~不敢看~(捂眼)

Him
Him

......

正文......

貔

现在知道苦头了吧?

Him
Him

......

貔

你说话啊你!

Him
Him

貔

我B一一一

正文~

貔

现在认错还来得及哦。

Him
Him

哦。

貔

(心里:要死要死)

redeyes
redeyes

Him!

notch
notch

Him!

null
null

王!

实体303
实体303

王!

恐惧魔王
恐惧魔王

王!

死灵骑士
死灵骑士

王!

貔

(心里:这孩几百年不见这么受人待见了?)

剧透了你!

貔

抱歉。

......正文......

貔

(心里:我好像惹到了什么惹不起的人)

null
null

你好大的胆子。

实体303
实体303

敢绑架王!

死灵骑士
死灵骑士

想死是吧!

恐惧魔王
恐惧魔王

让你感受一下什么是真正的恐惧。

redeyes
redeyes

(松绑)没事吧?

notch
notch

伤不要紧吧?

Him
Him

无大碍。

redeyes
redeyes

这伤...

notch
notch

你要忍住!(拖走redeyes)

Him
Him

一个毛病...

.........完事鸟.........

天(主作者)
天(主作者)

小可爱们拜拜啦!

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看了个寂寞~