1.我曾经也是靠脸吃饭的，后来差点饿死才放弃的。

I used to rely on my face to eat, and then I almost starved to death before giving up.

2.情人节不出意外，一个人过,出意外的话，医院过。

If there is no accident on Valentine's Day, if a person has an accident, the hospital will pass.

3.你的生日到了，没什么好送你的，就送你离开我的列表吧。

Your birthday is coming, there is nothing to send you, just send you off my list.

4.请你不要再对我这样冷冰冰了，你不知道这样我会感冒吗？

Please don't be so cold to me again. Don't you know I'll catch a cold?

5.月亮睡了,你不睡，吃点鸡爪开开胃。

The moon is asleep, you don't sleep, eat some chicken feet to open the stomach.

6.你早睡，我早睡，我们迟早一起睡。

You go to bed early, I go to bed early, sooner or later we go to bed together.

7.我穿过最潮的衣服，就是洗了没干的。

The trendiest clothes I've ever worn are washed and not dried.

8.别问我节日怎么过，我很难过。

Don't ask me how to spend the holiday, I am very sad.

9.胡思乱想能瘦身的话，我只剩下灵魂了。

If I think I can lose weight, I only have my soul left.

10.我有两个梦想，一是生活里始终可以做梦，二是别醒。

I have two dreams. One is that I can always dream in my life, and the other is not to wake up.

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