文案三十二:一句话证明你玩过王者

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1.别蹭我线

Don't rub my line.

2.把麦打开

Turn on the wheat.

3.这波我的

This wave of mine.

4.欢迎来到对抗路

Welcome to the battle lane.

5.请不要在野区踏青

Please don't wander in the wild area.

6.顶级边路

Top wing.

7.抓瑶瑶

Catch Yao.

8.五楼禁英雄了，别睡了！

The fifth floor is banned. Don't sleep!

9.我方水晶正在被攻击

The crystal is under attack.

10.辅助跟我

Support, follow me.

番外段子:

1.

还不明白吗？这么多年拉你入怀的是钟馗，愿意抱你的是盾山，牵着你不放的是明世隐，能坐在你身上闹的是瑶，不管多远，都送你回家的是大乔，为了追你翻山越岭的是韩信，愿意为你生孩子的是米莱狄，坐的飞机去找你的露露，舍命护你周全张飞牛，能够切身体会你的痛楚的是东皇，能抚平你的伤口的是蔡文姬，能解除你的烦恼的是庄周，能无视一切奔向你的是哪吒，能随时降临到你身边的是刘邦，能为你抵挡流言蜚（飞）语的是盾山，能为你喝退一切敌人的是张飞，只要你愿意就能将你一把拉入怀中的是鲁班大师，就算嘲讽你也不想让你走的是白起，愿意为你跳舞的是貂蝉，愿意为你扇风的是小乔，愿意带你逛遍峡谷的是云中君，愿意不远万里追着你的是司马懿，还不明白吗，谈什么恋爱timi啊！！

Don't you get it? It is Zhong Kui who has held you in my arms for so many years, Shield Mountain who is willing to hold you, Ming Yin who is holding you, Yao who can sit on you and make trouble, Da Qiao who will send you home no matter how far away, Han Xin who is willing to chase you over mountains and mountains, Millaidi who is willing to give birth to you, and Lulu who took a plane to find you, Zhang Feiniu who gave his life to protect you, and the Eastern Emperor who can personally experience your pain and heal it. It is Nezha who can ignore everything and rush to you, Liu Bang who can come to you at any timi, Dunshan who can resist gossip (flying) language for you, Zhang Fei who can repel all enemies for you, and Lu Ban who can pull you into his arms as long as you are willing. Even if you ridicule you, you don't want to let you go. Leitian is willing to dance for you, Xiao Qiao is willing to fan you, and Yunzhongjun is willing to take you around the canyon. !

2.

为了练好小乔，我出门见人就扇。为了练好瑶，见人直接往他头上骑。为了练好李白，我天天去澡堂当义工。为了练好马超，我每天都去帮人家插秧。为了练好女娲，我天天造人。为了练好关羽，我出去见人就顶。为了练好猴子，我把我自己关进了动物园。为了练好程咬金，我见到猛男就和他亲热。为了练好橘子，我们庄里几十亩的油菜地都没了。为了练好守约，害，兄弟们，别练了，已经进去了。为了练好元歌 ，我现在精神分裂裂。为了练好盾山，我天天出去见人就抱。为了练好芈月，我天天往别人脸上扔蝙蝠。为了练好老夫子，我出门见人就捆。为了练好狄仁杰，我特地考了律师资格证。为了练好梦奇，我天天长胖 。为了练好铠，看我见人就砍。为了练好李信，我天天在身上绑十个电灯泡说自己是太阳。为了玩好赵云，出门见到美女就扎。为了练好达摩，我天天把人打上墙去乱捶一顿。为了练好周瑜，我天天放火。为了练好沈梦溪，家里的鞭炮，都被我放完了。为了练好蔡文姬，我每天都喝奶 ，因为吃啥补啥。为了练好东皇，我见人就吸Bs（吸哪别问Bs💦）

In order to train little Joe well, I fan everyone when I go out. In order to train Yao well, people ride directly on his head. In order to train Li Bai well, I go to the bathhouse as a volunteer every day. In order to train Ma Chao well, I help people transplant rice every day. In order to train Nuwa well, I made people every day. In order to practice Guan Yu well, I go out to meet people. In order to train monkeys well, I locked myself in the zoo. In order to train Cheng Yaojin well, I made out with the macho man when I saw him. In order to practice oranges well, dozens of acres of rape fields in our village are gone. In order to practice keeping the contract, brothers, don't practice, you've already gone in. In order to practice Yuan Song well, I am now schizophrenic. In order to practice Shield Mountain well, I go out and hug people every day. I throw bats at other people's faces every day in order to practice the moon. In order to practice Old Master Q well, I bind people when I go out. In order to practice Di Renjie well, I specially took the lawyer qualification certificate. I gain weight every day in order to practice dreams. In order to train the armor, cut it whenever I see anyone. In order to practice Li Xin well, I tie ten electric bulbs to my body every day and say that I am the sun. In order to play well with Zhao Yun, go out and see beautiful women. In order to practice Dharma well, I beat people against the wall and beat them up every day. In order to practice Zhou Yu well, I set fire every day. In order to practice Shen Mengxi well, I put off all the firecrackers in my home. In order to practice Cai Wenji well, I drink milk every day, because what I eat makes up for what I eat. In order to train the East Emperor well, I suck BS whenever I see people (don't ask BS where to suck)

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