文案二十六:给你家小朋友

作者大大我又来更文了！

作者大大码字真的好费力呀！

1.做够了小仙女，想做你的太太。

That's enough, fairy. I want to be your wife.

2.砰砰在左边，你在砰砰里面。

Bang on the left. You're banging in there.

3.往后余生，不能没你。

For the rest of my life, I can't live without you.

4.TA是我的，只给你们看看。

T eightIt's mine. I'll just show you guys.

5.心动也是为你呢。

Heart is also for you.

6.别说太多大道理，爱就努力在一起。

Don't say too much truth, love will try to be together.

7.世间万般苦，你是一点甜。

The world is bitter, you are a little sweet.

8.你是我光是想想就会偷着乐的人。

You're me. You're the one who steals fun just thinking about it.

9.所有美好都应该和你一起经历。

All the good things should be experienced with you.

10.我们永远屈服于温柔，而你是温柔本身。

We always give in to tenderness, and you are gentleness itself.

11.你是宇宙里恰好相遇的浪漫。

You're the romance that happens to meet in the universe.

12.山水一程，三生有幸。

A city of mountains and rivers. Have the privilege of three lives.

13.谢谢你在世界的角落找到我。

Thank you for finding me in the corner of the world.

14.躲得过初一，躲不过你。

I can't hide from the first day, I can't hide from you.

15.听闻远方有你，我跋涉千里。

Hearing that you are far away, I travel thousands of miles.

搞笑句子:

1.你不回我消息是吧，好！那我祝你。脚一滑，人一叫，孟婆端汤，阎王笑，眼一闭，布一盖，亲朋好友等上菜，你一口，我一口，吃饱还得兜着走，棺材一趟二一埋，一人一句古德拜！

You're not returning my messages, are you? Good Then I wish you a slip, people have moved, called meng old woman soup, yan wang smile. Close your eyes. Nothing. Friends and family wait for food. You bite me. You have to go around when you are full. The coffin is lying, 21 buried. One word at a time, Goodbye.

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作者大大待会儿还要继续更！

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