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作者有本事给大家送皮肤啊！你唯一的存在感就是你送人头的时候了！大哥，行行好别再送人头了，ok？就会送人头的坑huò拉吉一个！呵呵~拉吉！你送啥不好非送人头！坑huò，人头送得倒是挺欢乐的呀~别送人头了，给对面点竞技了乐趣行不行？送，尽管送，不举报算我输！你送的人头的fén……头都长草了！人头送得开心吗？赶着超生吗，那么着急送人头？促销活动吗？人头免费送？你继续送，我输得起，拉吉！除了送人头你还会干什么！？送人头！你咋不上天呢？难道这游戏是比谁送人头送的多吗？送人头，你真是可以的!送人头是你的历史使命吗？沙币，送人头倒是起劲的很！送人头送得爽吗？一会举报让你爽个够！下局做我对手，多送我点人头，ok？送人头的，要点face吧！人头是个好东西，能不能留着不送？你是慈善机构啊，把送人头当做送温暖？除了送人头能不能干点别的！！对面有你亲戚啊？总是送人给他！这人头送得，就跟不要钱一样！别再送了，对面都快不思进取了！送人头好玩吗?举报你也一定很好玩！怎么人头送给对面过年啊~~你是对面的卧底吗？一直送人头！？大哥，行行好别再送人头了，ok？你是对面的卧底吗？一直送人头！？

作者《送人头》

一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一。我又是一条无辜的分割线。一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一

不清理兵线存着过年啊，清兵啊！！人家兵线都打到家里了，你愣着干嘛?别浪了，赶紧清兵，没兵你也拉吉！塔都没了，还不去清兵吗，逗鼻！能不能去清理一下兵啊，会不会玩了？不清，供起来？对面小兵你看上了？还不打？？这兵都集体来家拜年了，还不清？兵留着干嘛？留着给咱们塔加营养？你能不能守点本分清清兵？不清兵干嘛，留着过年一起杀？现在不清兵，一会发育不起来你别哭！兵线都没有了，还在看戏？玩的啥啊，连兵都不请？清兵啊，你这是准备用兵线致富啊？清兵啊，愣着干嘛？怎么对面小兵能变钱啊？留着不清？你和对面小兵有什么不可告人的秘密？小兵跟你很熟吗？你不敢打他？兵线都来赶集了，你咋还不清？小兵来推塔了，还不清兵，脑子呢？？你当小兵是拆迁的啊？留着不打？赶紧清兵吧你，别嘚瑟了！你玩过游戏吗？连兵都不清？兵线是个好东西，你怎么不清啊？人家兵都来推了，还不清兵？勿以兵小而不清！对面小兵是你家亲戚？不舍得打？清兵啊！在等着小兵增值啊？小兵强拆队来了，你跑哪里去了？清理兵线啊，拉吉！行行好吧，清兵行不？清兵还有钱，你不清是不是shǎ？你是对面小兵的卧底，不打人家？小兵都拆塔了，眼xiā？现在不清兵，一会发育不起来你别哭！

简直坑huò，拉吉！团战不来人，准备什么时候上！？长没长眼，会不会参团？呵呵，遇到不参团的沙币，会团吗？求团求抱团，不要自己浪！对面的卧底？不参团？你可真行，团战不来，满世界浪！拉吉坑huò，不来参团，怕是个智账吧！不团等着干嘛？单打独斗？我们不是人吗？不过来参团？一群人都在等你，你不来团，好意思吗？团啊，抱团取暖懂不懂！有没有团队意识，不知道团？都等你呢，能不能赶紧团起来？赶紧来团啊！都等你呢！你是脑子还是眼睛有问题，不参团？怎么这边有你情敌啊？不敢过来参团？团战你不来，过会才不帮你！！视力不好吗？看不见团战？团战不来，你去哪修仙去了？要是能杀队友，我就把你杀了！跟对面学学啊，看人家团的多好！这么多人在这你看不见啊!现在不团，一会准备1v5？你不参团！打算来收shī吗？不参团你以为你在玩1v1吗！去医院检查检查吧你！不参团有病！不参团你是来当群演的吗？我管你是谁，国服第一也得参团！能不能行啊！这是团战，不是演戏！你不团真想让对面团战灭了你！不参团你以为这是单机游戏啊~坑huò！拉吉，团战不来人，要你何用？你可以买副眼镜，团战的时候你就能看到了！谁得罪你了不过来参团？你可以买副眼镜，团战的时候你就能看到了！你不参团！打算来收shī吗？

对面强拆队都来了，你还不守塔啊？塔啊大哥！这是咱的命啊！再不守塔人家小兵就把水晶拆了！这是个推塔的游戏啊，守塔呀~为啥不守塔？？？你分不清敌我的塔吗？不守塔？塔都没了，你还玩啥？在哪浪呢？赶紧回来守塔啊！塔被你气sǐ 了！想成功吗？要成功先守塔啊！好好守塔行不？别满世界浪了好吗？守塔塔啊！没塔了不就输了？再不守塔就输了，拉吉！回来守塔啊，塔没了还玩啥？塔都没了，回来守塔啊！老老实实守塔，开开心心胜利！守塔很难吗？可爱的塔需要你，赶紧过去守着！塔都不守，干脆直接投降吧你！守塔是你的本分好不好！不推塔还能干啥？守塔改变人生！视力不好？咋不守塔？拉吉，再不去守塔，这局都快输了！连塔都不能守，赶紧卸载吧你！守个塔就这么难吗？守塔啊！不是说做塔和彼此的小天使吗？咋不守呢？塔都不要了你还玩啥游戏？守塔这么点小事都做不好，还能干啥？瞎了吗？回来守塔啊！在做梦呢？回来守塔啊，快醒醒！坑货，回来守塔，不然这游戏玩不了了！怎么才能让你守塔？塔跟你有仇啊，不守着？想成功吗？要成功先守塔啊！

需要支援的时候，你跑哪里去了？最基本的支援都不会，还玩个毛线！人呢？支援啊！！！zhāzhā不支援，再见！该出现的时候你不支援！支援呢？人呢？拉吉！就这觉悟赶紧别玩了！看不到我要支援吗？不来支援，要你何用？懂不懂支援！会不会玩？支援一下行不行啊，坑huò！能不能靠谱点，支援我能掉块肉？！会支援吗？不会别玩了！拉吉！会不会支援？看不见？看不到我需要支援吗？拉吉坑huò！支援啊！拉吉！会玩么？怎么不来支援啊！！不支援，你这是典型的坑队友!支援懂不懂！真是shǎ到家了！一会我也不支援你信不信！？坑huò，会不会支援我？会不会玩？都不支援， 你是在玩单机吗？拉吉！说吧，怎么才能让你支援我？再不支援我不玩了！我跟你有仇吗？总是不支援我？会不玩啊！懂不懂支援zz！眼xiā吗？不来支援，看戏呢？支援我一下能把你怎么滴！！这是个团队游戏，能不能支援了！呵呵~和我有仇？不支援我！最基本的支援都不会，还玩个毛线！看不到我要支援吗？

还不推塔？这是打算玩到明年吗？抓不住机遇不推塔，你还能干啥？会玩吗？知道推塔吗？用不用我教你游戏规则是推塔啊！？不会推塔就去看游戏规则！还不推塔？塔留着当风景名胜啊，还不推？推塔啊！愣着干嘛啊？你再不推塔就举报你？这塔留着以后郊游？还不推塔？你咋不在塔下面摆个摊卖票呢！你是对面塔派过来的卧底吗？你这样的不推塔，以前的队友不举报你？呵呵~不守塔你是准备让塔保护你？塔留着下崽啊不推？？推塔不见你，去哪犯了？小兵都比你知道要推塔！不推塔干啥呢你？塔都不会推，还能干点啥？推塔很难吗？有高数难吗？推塔游戏不推塔，想要干嘛？不推塔！你是留着以后拆迁啊！不会推塔就打游戏？厉害sǐ你！！你当塔是历史遗迹啊，不敢碰？快点推啊，这是推塔游戏，坑！求您推塔，谢谢！塔是你爸爸啊？不敢打？大哥，推塔是职责好不好！第一次见塔啊？不舍得推？不推塔就等输吧你！赶紧推啊你！能不能自觉点？会不会玩？知不知道要推塔啊？推塔游戏不推塔，想要干嘛？塔是你爸爸啊？不敢打？

《不清兵，不参团，不推塔，不守塔，不支援》

一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一。我又是一条无辜的分割线。一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一

我去你个小杰瑞！拉吉，只会抢？没见过人头吗？这么兴奋的抢了！怕是个智帐吧，抢人头这么6！能不能把抢人头的精力都拿去练技术？这人头拿着你良心不痛吗？煮熟的鸭子就这样被你抢了人头？能不能不要抢人头！拉吉！敲泥嘛，不要抢人头了！抢什么抢，第一次拿人头啊？典型的蹭饭的！拉吉，抢人头倒是这么快呢？！抢人头要受天谴的！呵呵~你有什么资格抢我的人头？你爸妈没教你人头不能抢的吗？人头汪，满地走！抢我人头，坑！你是故意的啊？总是抢我人头！你以后跟人机打吧，人头都是你的！没见过世面的野基，就知道抢人头！人头汪，不知道的还以为你多厉害呢！离我远点！抢抢抢，就知道抢人头！除了抢人头还会干嘛？劳资辛辛苦苦打了半天，你就抢了！别的时候没见你那么积极，一有人头就来了！人头是我的，都是我的！请自动离开谢谢！能不能不要故意抢人头，OK？能要点face吗？就知道抢人头！！人头不是你想抢就能抢的！你凭什么抢我人头？就你这技术也配拿人头？坑huò，抢人头，天打雷pī！抢什么抢，第一次拿人头啊？

《抢人头。》

一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一。我又是一条无辜的分割线。一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一

有了buff你也打不过！反buff的就等着一会满屏灰吧！几秒就把buff拿回来！什么样的人都配反buff？反buff的是从小偷大学毕业的？哟，胆子真大，我的buff也敢反？你当buff是红包啊，还反！会反buff，以为很厉害的是吧？等着！知不知道我是谁？敢反我的buff？默契配合几乎为零！buff体验卡怎么样，一会就到我手里！反buff，给你能耐的！反的够可以的，我没了buff也能打bào你！反我buff？你给我等着！从未见过如此厚颜无耻之人反buff！敢反buff是吧？等会别哭。居然反我buff，gǔngǔngǔn！反buff，你咋不上天呢！反了buff请你好生走路，小心被打！勇气可嘉，但是反buff的帐我会算清的！反个毛线啊反buff，没见过buff？哪里来的野基敢反我buff？下次我得在buff上写名字，不准反！我cā，这么猖狂！反buff！我就爱打反buff的人，往死里打！我想问反buff的你走夜路吗！反buff，我胖虎就服你这儿子。真没素质反buff！buff给你顶多是让你好看！现在反buff，一会让你好看！等会把你的buff全反了！反我buff，你是欠zòu呢！素质呢？反buff的素质呢？有点自觉性，管好自己的buff！我的buff也是你配反的？有点自觉性，管好自己的buff！反个毛线啊反buff，没见过buff？

《被反buff》

一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一。我又是一条无辜的分割线。一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一

对面妹子找哥哥吗，贼宠的那种！有妹子吗，等会一起玩呀~小妹妹需不需要男朋友？妹妹一会可以加好友吗？对面妹子一会有机会一起见个面？小妹妹铭文搭配的怎么样啊！对面妹子夸我666，等会我送皮肤。对面妹子今天心情怎么样啊！对面妹子不要出来乱跑，打到就不好了！妹子有啥不懂的随时可以问我啊！小妹妹笑起来肯定特别好看！对面的妹子们唱歌好听吗？连线呀~对面妹子认识一下，我送皮肤哦！妹子以后无聊了可以找我！妹子想被照顾想被宠找我！妹子还会玩什么呢？哥哥带你！小妹妹要不要做师徒呢？妹子一般都喜欢玩什么呢？对面的女生看过来，哥哥不萨你！妹子，除了打游戏还喜欢什么呢？对面妹子记得互相点赞！妹子要是不会出装可以问我哦！妹妹你大胆的往前走，我让着你！我们这边不打妹子，小妹妹大胆往前走！妹子有没有认识的大神可以介绍给我呢？对面妹子一会要不要一起切磋一下啊？小妹妹应该很漂亮很温柔吧！对面有几个妹子啊，来冒个泡！对面妹子要不要组cp啊！对面妹子单身吗？要不要认识认识。对面妹子喜欢大哥哥吗？对面妹妹有没有会做饭的呀~小妹妹不要玩太长时间啦，对眼睛不好！对面妹子加个好友带你开黑上分！妹子一会打完游戏干嘛啊~对面的妹子喜欢小动物吗？对面妹子吃饭了吗?对面妹子一会要不要一起切磋一下啊？妹子有没有认识的大神可以介绍给我呢？对面妹子夸我666，等会我送皮肤。对面的女生看过来，哥哥不萨你！对面有几个妹子啊，来冒个泡！对面的妹子喜欢小动物吗？

《 撩妹子》

一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一。我又是一条无辜的分割线。一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一

你等着!我会卷土从来只为让你别皱了眉头！你等着！！我一定要你好看！你等着！！我去搬救兵！！你等着！等我买个橘子回来！你等着！马上发条微博说你！你等着，明天我找你算账！！你等着，爸爸洗完澡回来打你！你等着！我叫我兄弟过来！你等着!我记住你的号了！！你等着，我会让你们付出惨重的代价！！你给我等着！！我会回来的！你等着！！明天我来收拾你！你等着，看我怎么反击你！！你等着！！我找人去黑你的号！！你等着直接被吊打到哭吧！你等着，有你好看的一天！你等着，明天我找你算账！！你等着!我记住你的号了！！你等着！等我买个橘子回来！

《你等着。》

一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一。我又是一条无辜的分割线。一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一

不要放弃，我们慢慢发育后期来场翻盘！认真好好团一次，我们会赢的！稳住，我们能赢！都小心谨慎一点！有我在，别怕！！相信大家认真配合合作，我们会赢的！！不要急，先好好发育，我们一起好好团！打得不错哟~现在逆风局稳点玩，好好配合后面能赢的！大家都专注一点好好配合，会赢的！好好发育，好好配合。好好发育，好好配合。都小心谨慎一点！认真好好团一次，我们会赢的！

《鼓励队友》

一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一。我又是一条无辜的分割线。一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一

你是不是光顾着说话了，都忘了游戏了?说的真好听，都能出书了！你是用嘴在玩游戏？话多的都能写一本小说了！把说话的力气用来好好打游戏不行么？说的真好听，都快说出花了！你再说，再说我就屏蔽你！就你会说话！是刚学会的吗？来这里练习口语？话这么多？你打游戏是声控的吗？一直说话！就你会打字，一直发发发！就你小学学的好，会拼音会打字是吧？怎么滴？说话是你的技能？就你有嘴？一天叭叭不得停！您这是妙嘴生花？能别放嘴pào了好么，坑货！话这么多怎么不去吐槽大会呢？你除了话多，一无是处！这么能说，要我给你鼓鼓掌？你是用嘴打游戏呢还是用舌头打游戏呢？少说话，ok？你是来这里练习打字吗？有空说话，没空好好打游戏？说说说，再说我告诉老师！就你懂，少说点话OK？你废话大学毕业的？技术不咋的，嘴倒是挺厉害的！！你是话痨吧,光听你说话了！人菜话还多！！比话多你肯定全场最佳！也就你这张嘴说的过去了！怎么在练习造句吗？一直说说说！人怂坑huò话最多！不听不听，王叭念经！光见你说话了！大神下次教教我怎么用嘴打游戏！废话咋那么多？别哔哔了，赶紧打游戏！少说话，ok？别哔哔了，赶紧打游戏！

《废话多》

一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一。我又是一条无辜的分割线。一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一

Recently, I went to try on clothes and bought a few handfuls of roses on my way home. My husband suddenly said he wanted to buy a house with a yard, and planted roses and asked the gardener to take care of them specially, but the roses were general after watching them for a long time.

What's the use of sending a Lamborghini car key, if it's like other people's boyfriend to send milk tea, send hamburgers, the key can be eaten as a meal?

Today, the weight of ten pounds scared me to death, the original is to forget to take off the wedding ring sent by Yiyang Qianxi.

Today, my sister said she was going to pick me up from work in a sports car. I said no. How can a worker get off work in a sports car? Home has helped me pack a bus, the annual card, brush with me.

Before I stayed in Hilton, I saw that the security guard drives the roadside, and I went up to stop and ask him to eat meals. Just noticed the current husband, he said that I have love. But I just invited people to eat, not expensive, it seems to be a few thousand pieces.

The iPhone12 Pro Max 512g just arrived yesterday sent a message to Mr. "I didn't want to go to work." It was about 15 minutes, suddenly he surrounded me from behind. Mr. acquire the company, just as long as 15 minutes.

When I got out of bed this morning, I tripped and fell over because the housekeeper didn't put the Louis Vuitton and Chanel bags I bought yesterday and threw beside the bed in the cloakroom.

A few days ago, my friend came home to play, accidentally smashed the 82-year Lafite on the wine cabinet, friend: "Sorry, I am not intentional" I: "Oh, nothing, our wine is much"

Can you explain to the Versailles? Recently, I can't keep up with the trend because I stay in the 1800 square meters of the house to see the European classical literature and postmodern literature. Now I am sitting at home swimming pool, holding my iPhone12 Strive to understand you in Versailles?

I'm just sharing my ordinary life. My husband is just a CEO of an ordinary listed company, and his work is very hard.

Why do so many people ask me for Wechat? I didn't make up today.

My brother bought me a Lamborghini when he picked up the car, but the color was so ugly, and the straight man was really earthy.

Someone took me from behind, I saw two big handsome guys, one is a bit shy, said: "Sorry, I'm noticeable." I went back and heard another person said: "It's really like Liu Yifei."

My boyfriend asked me and began to like villas? Let's take a look at buy two sets. I pinching his face and said it is not, just casually, say that the villa has a comfortable family ~

Although the parents have a certain social influence, but we are on their own, yesterday's birthday he did not give me a gift, let me buy a small house with a yard.

怎么办啊我也想好好睡觉 可是易烊千玺老是压着我头发

The new company is far from home. I told Mr. I have to move to the dormitory. He didn't send it to the bedroom. Subsequently, he took a string of keys and told me that he had bought a building near our company.

Today, I went to the sales department to see the same room, I was really too difficult, I would not want a three-story building with a large living room, but I see the layout of the sales department is good, see if I can't go back. Buy the sales department.

Only recently did I know that chickens lay eggs. I used to eat them from the housekeeper. I always thought that the eggs were born by the housekeeper.

In Costa, I just saw it for 3 minutes. I heard the next table. I was a hotbine or Naza. After all, I wore a mask, although my mandibular line did be equally facing Europe and the United States, nor Bar.

I was very shocked by the word of Versailles literature. Because after I read Foucault, Burdie, Draz, Sart, Aluca, Lagang, Podlais, Bacipebar, Warva et al, but still I don't know anything, I am annoyed for my ignorance.

Go to France to France to eat Macaron, really too sweet, or old, please ask French desserts to come to me privately customize a cake, don't know if he can understand what I said?

Very vexed, slept the flight of Maldives, can only special plane went.

Yesterday, his wife said that before buying a certain garden rose to 150, 000 a flat, I do not remember buying this site ah? Ah ~ the person went up old, memory is decline really.

I can cry in Paris and New York when I'm sad, instead of crying in the emptiness of my flat in Beijing.

This is the fifth time I have been asked for Wechat by others outside. Obviously I look very ordinary, and I don't know why they like me. It's really annoying.

Today, I went to the sales department to see the same room, I was really too difficult, I would not want a three-story building with a large living room, but I see the layout of the sales department is good, see if I can't go back. Buy the sales department.

The iPhone12 Pro Max 512g just arrived yesterday sent a message to Mr. "I didn't want to go to work." It was about 15 minutes, suddenly he surrounded me from behind. Mr. acquire the company, just as long as 15 minutes.

一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一。我又是一条无辜的分割线。一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一

因为我实在没啥可以发的了，所以你猜猜这些玩意是啥，没错是英文版的凡尔赛🌚🌚🌚

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