很欠打的小句子

喜欢一个人是藏不住的，就算躲在衣柜里，还是会被他老公发现。

Like a person is hiding, even if hiding in the closet, or will be his husband found.

“如果我丢了你会找我么？”“废话，谁家一百多斤肉丢了不找！”

"Will you come to me if I lose it?" "Nonsense, who lost more than 100 Jin of meat

我是感觉控，我有感觉，在未来的某一天我会暴富。

I am feeling control, I have a feeling that I will be rich one day in the future.

我举着丘比特的箭追呀追，你穿着防弹背心飞呀飞。

I'm chasing Cupid's arrow. You're flying in your bulletproof vest.

你看不吃饭的都去参加女团了，像我这种爱吃饭的只能参加美团。

You see, those who don't eat have gone to join the women's League. Those who like to eat like me can only join the beauty League.

我跟你说过多少次了啊，抱怨没用，你得抱我。

How many times have I told you? It's no use complaining. You have to hold me.

我们是好朋友，你摔倒了我会扶你，但是你要等我先笑完。

We are good friends. If you fall down, I will help you, but you have to wait for me to finish laughing first.

不开心就去超市逛逛吧，你会听到很多好消息。

If you are not happy, just go to the supermarket. You will hear a lot of good news.

最讨厌别人问我有没有男朋友，羞辱我的方式有很多种，你偏偏选这种！

I hate to be asked if I have a boyfriend. There are many ways to humiliate me. You choose this one!

大家都说我性子很慢，其实我也可以很快，比如后面有狗追我，或者你在前面等我。

Everyone says that I am slow, but in fact I can be fast, such as the dog chasing me behind, or you waiting for me in front.

五个人同时追我，我能怎么办，我也很慌呀，所以只能送人头！

Five people chasing me at the same time, what can I do? I am also very flustered, so I can only give the head!

有人拼爹吗？我拉群，我当你们爹，你们每个月轮流给我打五万孝敬我。

Is there anyone fighting for Dad? I pull the group. I'll be your father. You take turns to give me 50000 yuan every month.