一些三观不太正但让人很舒适的文案

“喜欢胜过所有道理，原则也抵不过我乐意。”

Like is better than all reason, principle is better than I like.

“给你脸的时候就接着，不给脸了你不一定能站着。”

When I give you a face, I'll follow. If I don't give you a face, you may not be able to stand.

“人如果没有梦想，和无忧无虑有什么区别。”

If people don't have dreams, what's the difference between being carefree and having no worries.

“努力不一定成功，但不努力真的很轻松。”

Hard work doesn't have to be successful, but it's really easy not to work hard.

“如果没有爱，有很多钱也是可以的。”

If there is no love, it is OK to have a lot of money.

“逃避可耻，但是有用。”

Escape is shameful, but it works.

“我看不惯你，所以我要诅咒你。”

I can't stand you, so I'll curse you.

“忍一时越想越气，退一步越想越亏。”

The more you think about it, the more angry you are. The more you think about it, the more you lose.

“正义都可以迟到，为什么我上课不行？”

Justice can be late, why can't I go to class?

“我可以道歉，但你要跪着听。”

I can apologize, but you have to listen on your knees.

“瞧不上的人和事情太多，虽然我自己也狗屁不是，但这两者并不冲突。”

There are too many people and things I don't look up to. Although I'm not bullshit myself, the two don't conflict.

“强扭的瓜不甜，这种鬼话劝我？那我不仅要扭还要把你瓜秧子全给薅出来。”

How can I be persuaded by such nonsense? Then I will not only twist, but also pull up all your melon seedlings.

“永远年轻，永远谁的话都不听。”

Always young, never listen to anyone.

“退一步海阔天空，你退吧我不退。吃亏是福，祝你福如东海。”

Take a step back. You can take a step back. I won't take a step back. I wish you happiness.