温柔语录
和熬夜一样难改的就是爱你。
What is as difficult to change as staying up late is to love you.
你眸海温涟 藏山高水远 我的人间。
Your eyes are warm, the mountains are high and the water is far away from my world.
所有温柔眷恋都是对你灿若星辰的喜欢。
All tender nostalgia is the love of the stars for you.
希望好心情每天都照常营业。
I hope to be in a good mood and open as usual every day.
生活本来就是一半拥有 一半选择放。
Life is half owned and half chosen.
我们各自努力,最高处见。
Let's make our own efforts and see you at the top.
这世界,美丽易碎,不必慌乱,只要静然于心,就会海阔天空。
This world is beautiful and fragile, so there is no need to panic, as long as you stay calm in your heart, you will have a broad sky.
揣着一口袋的开心满载而归。
Come back with a bag full of happiness.
夏天的晚风最能抚慰人心。
The evening breeze in summer is the most soothing.
今天的星星好闪啊!他们也在想你。
How bright the stars are today! They're thinking about you, too.
听说有很多小笨蛋在夜晚偷偷用被子擦眼泪。
I heard that there are many little idiots who secretly wipe their tears with quilts at night.
不许哭,不许哭,不许掉那些小珍珠。
Don't cry, don't cry, don't drop those little pearls.
小可爱,别伤心,我回来的时候给你摘星星。
Cutie, don't be sad. I'll pick the stars for you when I get back.
等太阳落山了,我带你去宇宙散步,和星星月亮一起。
When the sun goes down, I'll take you for a walk in the universe, with the stars and the moon.
世界变黑了,眼睛要关门了。
The world is getting dark and the eyes are about to close.
我一直想从你的窗子里看月亮。
I've always wanted to see the moon from your window.
今天很忙,但没有忘记想你。
I'm busy today, but I didn't forget to miss you.
心里最重要的位置,依然要留给你。
The most important place in my heart is still for you.
你特别好,特别温柔,特别值得。
You're good, you're gentle, you're worth it.
选项一直都有,但我选择了你。
There are always options, but I chose you.
沙雕文案
明天想和对象去看电影 有什么好的对象推荐一下。
If you want to go to the movies with your date tomorrow, do you have any good ones to recommend?
夏天的风我永远记得,清清楚楚的说要热死我。
I will always remember the summer wind, saying clearly that I would be hot to death
不开心就去超市逛逛吧,你会听到很多好消息。
If you are unhappy, go to the supermarket. You will hear a lot of good news.
我要露出一点马脚,好让你看出来我是一匹马。
I'm going to show you that I'm a horse.
永远年轻 永远半糖加冰。
Always young, always half sugar with ice.
我如果秃了,没有一道题目是无辜的。
If I go bald, none of the questions are innocent.
很喜欢鲁迅的一句话:喜欢喝奶茶。
I like Lu Xun's sentence very much: I like drinking milk tea.
做颗星星 有棱有角 还会发光。
Being a star is angular and glowing.
一直很尊重金钱 没偷 没抢 没有。
Always respected money, didn't steal, didn't rob, didn't.
公主落入困境也会想办法在烂屋子里煮咖啡。
Even if the princess is in trouble, she will find a way to make coffee in the rotten house.
我最近在一个岛上,朋友问我在哪个岛,我在穷困潦倒。
I was on an island recently, and my friend asked me which island I was on. I was down and out.
你别凶我不然我让玛卡巴卡开车撞你。
Don't yell at me, or I'll let Makabaka hit you with his car.