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1、快点来向我表白啊!你这个死鬼!

come and tell me! you dead man!

2、你把那些钱拿出来留好,那是我寄给你的。你把眼睛对准那个方形的空看,还能看到我朝你笑呢。

you take the money out and keep it. i sent it to you. when you look at the square space, you can see that i smile at you.

3、信息给你:给你狼人的大块肌肉强健,给你吸血天使的永葆青春容颜,给你堕落天使的随遇而安,万圣节快乐!

message to you: to give you a big muscle of werewolf, to give you a young face of blood sucking angel, to give you a happy halloween!

4、给孩子买了套女巫的衣服,现在她正骑着拖把满地跑呢,看来今天又不用擦地了。

i bought a set of witch's clothes for my child. now she is running all over the floor on a mop. it seems that there is no need to wipe the floor today.

5、单身久了,万圣节都会激动,万一今天晚上有女鬼来捉我呢。

if i'm single for a long time, i'll be excited on halloween. in case a ghost girl comes to catch me tonight.

6、每个万圣节都做你的专属开心鬼。

be your own happy ghost every halloween.

7、万圣万胜,祝你爱情事业万战万胜!万圣万盛,愿你健康精力万般旺盛!没有南瓜灯,依然哈路喂。万圣节快乐!

all saints, all victories, i wish you love, all battles, all victories! all saints and all prosperity, wish you health and energy! there is no jack-o-lantern, but i still harrow. happy halloween!

8、小猪小猪肚子凸凸,脚也粗粗脸也嘟嘟,一张嘴巴有进不出,小猪小猪现在何处?万圣之夜气喘呼呼。

the little pig has a protruding stomach, thick feet and a beep face. it can't get in and out of one mouth. where is the little pig now? the night of the saints breathes.

9、万圣节的夜晚,点起你手中的南瓜灯,照亮那黑色的忧郁,戴上你开心的面具,迎来本应属于你的喜气。

on halloween night, light the pumpkin lamp in your hand, light up the black melancholy, put on your happy mask, and welcome the happiness that should belong to you.

10、万圣节实在是无聊,与一个南瓜聊了一夜。

halloween is really boring. i spent the night talking with a pumpkin.

11、我不想说,我很孤独,我不想说,我很寂寞,因为今天是万圣节,你我都应该拿出一份狂欢的心情来面对生活。

i don't want to say, i'm lonely, i don't want to say, i'm lonely, because today is halloween, you and i should take out a carnival mood to face life.

12、小孩子才要糖,大人都要发财。

children want sugar, and adults want wealth.

13、大家都过西方的情人节和圣诞节,可为什么很少有人过万圣节呢?或许只是因为女人得不到礼物!

everyone has valentine's day and christmas in the west, but why do few people have halloween? maybe it's just because women don't get presents!

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