国际英语日【随便瞎编的，不要当真】

起床啦！今天是国际英语日啊！

啊！？

对啊对啊，就是啊！我们开始英语模式吧！

OK！

Love sister, I am hungry! Where is the meal?【恋姐姐，我饿了！饭在哪里啊？】

Downstairs, go to eat yourself!【楼下，自己去吃饭吧！】

OK！

Miss love, I went too?【恋姐，我也去啦？】

Go ahead！ Let's eat together！【去吧，去吧！一起吃饭去吧！】

My wife, I don't eat. It's sleepy!【老婆，我就不吃了。好困啊！】

No way You'll have stomach trouble if you don't eat breakfast! Also, what if you make your low blood sugar?【不行！不吃早饭会得胃病的！还有，万一你低血糖又犯了怎么办？】

Wife, can I think you are caring for me?【老婆，我可以认为你是在关心我么？】

You Humph Ignore you！【你！哼！不理你了！】

My wife, don't be angry!【老婆大人，不要生气嘛！】I'll eat it!【我去吃就是了！】

This is almost the same, not yet? ！【这还差不多，还不快去？！】

My wife, yes, sir.【老婆大人，遵命！】

Spill me a handful of dog food!【撒了我一把狗粮！】

Despise you Show affection, die quickly!【鄙视你们！秀恩爱，死的快！】

Then you can show one too!【那你也来秀一个啊！】

You.!【你……哼！】

That's it! The wife is very powerful! Yiyangqianxi, how can you take me?【就是啊！老婆威武！易烊千玺，你能拿我怎样？】

What do you want me to do How to ￣ ( ~ )【你还要我怎样？要怎样？~】

Okay, okay. Be it so Stop it!【好了好了！就这样吧！别闹了啊！】