电竞文案.

开局称兄道弟，中期互相嫌弃，后期屏蔽守高地。

At the beginning, they called each other brothers, disliked each other in the middle stage, and shielded and guarded the highlands in the later stage.

打王者吗？我战绩再烂也不挂机，很有电竞精神，简称又菜又爱玩。

Fight the king? No matter how bad my record is, I don't hang up. I have the spirit of e-sports.

游戏说我玩了七个小时要限制我玩可我顶多玩了四个小时还有三个小时在观战。

The game said that I had to play for seven hours, but I had to play for four hours at most and watch the game for three hours.

塔都受不了，别说去守护女孩子了。

Tower can't stand it, let alone guard girls.

我觉得和平精英挺好玩的，就是等队友打完等的有点久。

I think peace elite is fun, but it takes a long time to wait for teammates to finish playing.

现实中我对男的不理不睬，游戏中我被野王拒了又拒。

In reality, I ignored men, and I was rejected by the wild king in the game.

有人相爱，有人夜里开车看海，有人timi十连败。

Some people love each other, some drive to watch the sea at night, and some timi loses ten consecutive games.

看到天上的星星了吗？是你排位掉下的星星。

See the stars in the sky? It's the star you dropped

自从今天王者排位五连跪后我就丧失了对这个游戏的兴趣，张艺兴在吗，也不知道你打什么位，带我上分可以吗。

I have lost interest in this game since I knelt down for the fifth time in the king's ranking today. Is LAY here? I don't know what position you play. Can you take me on the score?

以我的吃鸡经历得出一个很有用的经验同大家分享一下 最后只剩下十几个人趴地上的时候尽量选择山坡上四周围都有树的朝南位置因为这样选幕地风水比较好。

From my experience of eating chicken, I can draw a very useful experience and share it with you. When there are only a dozen people lying on the ground, try to choose the south-facing position with trees all around the hillside, because it is better to choose the feng shui in this way.

王者始终是个游戏 玩玩就行了 没必要为了段位去迎合别人 如果你愿意带我 我就收回这句话 并喊你一声哥哥。

King is always a game to play, so there is no need to cater to others for the sake of position. If you are willing to take me, I will take back this sentence and call you brother.

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如果人生有很长，别无所求，只愿有你的荣耀没有散场。

—— 蝴蝶蓝 《全职高手》