德云社

我的先生，一袭大褂，立于台间，快板一副，折扇一柄，语惊四座，谈笑风生。

My husband, dressed in a lab coat, stood between the stage, an allegro, a folding fan, shocked, talking and laughing.

我本是槐花院落闲散的人，满襟酒气，小池塘边跌坐看鱼，眉挑烟火过一生。

I was an idler in the Huaihua courtyard, full of alcohol, sitting down by the small pond and watching the fish, raising my eyebrows and living my life with fireworks.

你是温柔本身是我要的梦，漫山绵绸落入你的手，遍野温存看不到尽头，时间仿佛被谁下了咒，渲染出你的眼眸。

You are gentle. It is the dream I want. The cotton silk falls into your hand, and you can't see the end with gentleness everywhere. Time seems to be cursed by someone, rendering your eyes.

是我的隔音效果太好，否则，你一定能听到我怦怦的心跳声，隔着三千棵树，六百条河。

My sound insulation is too good, otherwise, you will definitely hear my pounding heartbeat, across 3,000 trees and 600 rivers.

我是神明，那么我一定要指挥星星软绵绵的降落在你身旁。

I am a god, so I must direct the stars to land softly beside you.

猪永远是猪，但人有时候不是人。Pigs are always pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

我虽然长得不漂亮，但让你们快乐是我毕生的梦想。

Although I am not pretty, it is my lifelong dream to make you happy.

没有河，没有环岛，没有高速，没有草坪，路也不是很宽，你只能见我。

There is no river, no roundabout, no highway, no lawn, and the road is not very wide. You can only see me.

如果有一天王九龙不给我捧哏，我也就不说相声了 。

If one day Wang Jiulong doesn't give me praise, I won't talk about cross talk.

尽管有人骂我无所谓，后来啊，我才想明白太阳都没法做到让所有人喜欢你说它温暖，我说它刺眼，谁能不挨骂呢？

Although it doesn't matter if someone scolds me, later, I realized that the sun can't make everyone like you and say it is warm. I said it is dazzling. Who can not be scolded?

如果不犯法，我就把你们这些女孩都娶了。

If you don't break the law, I will marry you girls.

一方戏台惊风雨，烟火满城看德云。

The stage was frightening and the fireworks filled the city to watch Deyun.

江皖柚不论何时

江皖柚只要你们说相声

江皖柚我们就在。