语言大赛

hello everyone.（大家好）

Speak English today.（今天说英语哈）

Chinese is not enough for you, is it？（中文对于你来说还不够，是吗？）

Maybe.（可能吧）

Annual English Contest？（一年一度英语大赛？）

There can be.（可能有吧）

Just play.（玩就对了）

Hello, my name is detective Tuffy，I come from.......（大家好，我叫侦探泰菲，我来自........)

Speak English today? It looks like a new experience.(今天说英语？看来是个新体验）

But my English is not very good........（但是我英语不咋地好啊.........）

It's OK. Even if the grammar is all wrong, the author can't see it. The author's English is terrible.（没事，就算语法全部错误作者也看不出来的，作者英语差的要命）

hahahahahaha（哈哈哈哈哈哈）

Please, I have been to the United States, English is not so bad.(拜托，我也是去过美国的人啦，英语没那么差啦）

what? Have you been to America?（什么？你去过美国？）

Come on! Quarantine!（快！快隔离！）

Come on！That's before novel coronavirus pneumonia.！（拜托！那是在新冠肺炎之前！）

Oh.(哦）

Scared to death.(吓死了）

Would you like to try my new happy pill？（要不要试试我新研发的开心药丸？）

Next time, Jerry, the pirate, was hospitalized. He's not recovered.（下次吧，上次海盗杰瑞都住院了，现在还没康复呢）

Is that a weapon？（那是武器吗？）

NO..........（不是..........）

Run！（快跑！）