Name: 民间恶鬼重写
Author: 我怕鬼故事

心怡

什么鬼？她是一个人进去一个世界的吗？

一银

是的……

心朽

一个普通人怎么可能会自己一个人进入一个世界

一银

我也不太清楚……

心怡

What to do? What are we supposed to do now to get it out?

一银

I Don't know what to Do. I'm Sorry. I'm Sorry. I'm sorry.

心朽

Please Don't speak in English. I can't understand.

徐飒一慧

那我会日语，你们谁会？

一银

我

心怡

我家一银最棒了

一银

こんにちは、あなたの名前は何ですか?

徐飒一慧

と呼んでいました許颯一慧と申します

一银

とても良い名前です

徐飒一慧

褒めてくれてありがとう

心怡

Baby, you're gonna make me look so embarrassed, I don't even know what you're talking about.

心朽

When your father and I were in elementary school, we were English class representatives.

心朽

Are you not qualified to compete with me in English

心朽

Let's play a game now.

心朽

Whoever speaks Chinese first will lose.

一银

That's OK.

徐飒一慧

I think so, too.

心怡

Although my grades are not good, I can't understand what you say.

心朽

Well, what are we talking about now?

心朽

How much is 1 + 1?

一银

According to the binary plus function equation, we can find the answer to this problem is yes.

心朽

Sure enough, he is a smart child with a promising future.

徐飒一慧

It's not that I don't understand what you're talking about.

徐飒一慧

Shouldn't 1 + 1 be equal to 2?

徐飒一慧

Why is it equal to 10?

心怡

Little idiot, don't you even understand this?。

心怡

How many points do you have in math?

徐飒一慧

If it is not high, it is less than a full mark.

心怡

Here, here, here.

请问你们这帮憨批还知道你们是来干嘛的吗？

本章完

注意，我这不是在水章节，而是为后文打好铺垫，然后一个惊天大的反转，震惊你们的三观

一群傻子的的话