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You must have to roll over more than a few times to get an even tan.

I want to ask you to experience the KTV! Know what is KTV? Is K you up, then T your feet, finally I'll do a V gestures!

knowing that you are not happy, I feel at ease.

切

You"re the reason God created the middle finger.

There"s no cure for being a cunt.

I will literally pay you cash to stop talking, okay?

A room temperature IQ.

If you were drowning, I"d totally toss you a Cheerio.

You must use a Band-Aid as a maxi pad and Chapstick for deordorant.

切

拿你当人的时候 请你尽量装得像一点

您真是厕所里打灯笼——找屎（死）