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作者大大大哥没文化，大哥不爱说话，但是大哥爱你，有事给大哥打电话，大事帮不了，小事不想帮，但有事给大哥打电话。

作者大大The eldest brother is uneducated, and the eldest brother is not talkative, but the elder brother loves you, he can call his eldest brother if he has something to do, but he can't help with the big one, and he doesn't want to help with the small one, but he calls him if he has something to do.

作者大大睡前一定要吃宵夜，这样才不会做饿梦。

作者大大Be sure to eat supper before going to bed, so that you will not have hungry dreams.

作者大大今天教大家如何让女生疯掉,只需两步足矣,第一步,给她拍照,第二步,不让她看照片。亲测有效。正能量。

作者大大Today, I will teach you how to make a girl go crazy. It only takes two steps. The first step is to take a photo of her, and the second step is to prevent her from seeing the photo. Pro-test is effective. positive energy.

作者大大我们都是祖国的花朵,只是有人长成了玫瑰，有人长成了百合,而我长成了一颗多肉。

作者大大We are all flowers of the motherland, but some people grow into roses, some others grow into lilies, and I grow into a succulent.

作者大大我上号看见你和别人的暧昧记录，你说你会改，结果你把密码改了。

作者大大I saw the ambiguous record of you and others on the number, and you said you would change it, but you changed the password.

作者大大给男孩子们一个建议，以后买车千万别买布加迪威龙，我刚刚开着开着就被闹铃吵醒了。

作者大大A suggestion to the boys, don’t buy a Bugatti Veyron when buying a car in the future. I was awakened by the alarm when I was driving.

作者大大明明暖羊羊比懒羊羊胖一圈，但是灰太狼都说懒羊羊是整个草原最肥的羊，连动画片都比你善待女孩子 。

作者大大Obviously, the warm sheep is a circle fatter than the lazy sheep, but Big Big Wolf says that the lazy sheep is the fattest sheep in the whole grassland, and even cartoons treat girls better than you.

作者大大我真的很奇怪，一样都是上网冲浪，怎么你们能网恋，而我只能发沙雕段子？

作者大大I’m really surprised. It’s all about surfing the Internet. How can you guys have online dating, and I can only post jokes?

作者大大你总说想要甜甜的恋爱，可是你早上要睡觉，下午要追剧，晚上追综艺，凌晨看小说，拿什么谈恋爱啊？等广告的90秒吗？

作者大大You always say you want sweet love, but you have to sleep in the morning, chase drama in the afternoon, chase variety shows in the evening, read novels in the early morning, what do you want to fall in love with? Wait 90 seconds for the ad?

作者大大吃什么补什么，夏天吃布丁，蚊子就不叮 。

作者大大What to eat to make up, eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will not bite.

作者大大什么是美女，自己说的不算，别人叫的才算，我们互道一声美女，大家不就都是美女了吗。是吧美女！

作者大大What is a beautiful woman? I don’t count what I say, but what others call me. We said to each other a beautiful woman, wouldn’t everyone be beautiful? Is that beauty!